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A Puffin or an Ostrich or an Emu.

You are so dim sometimes. There is a difference between a pet penguin and a zoo penguin. We have a cat at the zoo called a Lion. Now when you go to Pets at Home and say you are interested in a pet cat they don't direct you to the lion section do they. Its the same thing with Penguins.

Anyway as you are a vet thingy majigger I have a question. I want a pet penguin. What do I need to buy? Like cage and that. What does he eat? and where can I buy one?

Nothing wrong with being polite. If you check, the serious posts I was referring to were the people not even saying hello just making comments about other members lack of sexual experience or calling them losers. P.S I've had sex before. With a girl.

She can handle herself? She can't handle herself - She can't even handle her car... Granny shiftin' not double clutchin' like she should. She's lucky that hundred shot of NOS didn't blow the welds on the intake! She can handle herself?

lol at the seriousness of some in here. Anyone asked if she has a sister yet?

Its different. Number plate and wheels need a bit of work.

My mate Mad Dog bought his daughter 2 rabbits thinking they were 2 boys. He did mentiona few times they were very friendly boys and all that. Thought they might be a of the 'over' friendly type boys until one morning he woke up to find that they had had loads of other little rabbits. Now not...

It would only be 3 years and 2 months so not long at all. What wheels do you want? when I was younger I built a pedal go kart. I couldn't afford any decent wheels so used some off an old pram. they worked really well. If I get a male rabbit do I need to get his willy snipped? I don't want him...

Male or female? Why not ask for one wheel this christmas and one next year and so on.... before you know it you'll have a full set of alloys. don't thank me I just come up with all the best ideas.

Don't be surprised if you wake up Christmas morning to find me in stockings at the end of your bed.

Excellent. What rabbit would you recommend as a pet? Also, you can never be to old for Christmas. I want a Thundercats Sword of Omens.

What car did you have before? What is your favourite colour? What hand do you hold your pen with? What do you want for Christmas? What do you do for a living?

Hi, welcome along Toni. You will find this site very informative and the conversation about the world of the Renault Clio is both exciting and educational.

Whats your p**n collection like on the HD?

She better be a keeper. Whack some pics up ofher and the car.

Touchpad.

No water cooled system could cope with Danimals squirt generating abilities right?

I can't really argue with that.... Barrels of machine guns Hydro electric generators The list goes on.

But people are talking about gaming. You game on a games console and p**n on a p**n Computer (PC) OR will a water cooled PC improve my p**n experience?

What are the benefits of a watercooled system? Like what Scutchio asked.

We had the full story yet?

Re: Fit Brunette Female in White Clio 200 with Black wheels, Roof + Spoiler in Manche Your Mum? Did she tuck you in?

Yes yes yes. Tell her I'll get a DVD player for the bedroom. Then get a 360 and then kill her.

I want it, but I never get to play games anymore. The Mrs doesn't work nights any more and I have to watch eastenders and other soaps and its not fair. Is there something I can do other than kill her?

Re: South East - Christmas meal and drinks! Why don't they all go round yours Vickster? You can do them a microwave meal.

Re: Friends 18yo daughter Have you tapped her?

Another one finishing tonight if anyones interested. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/250920932428?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649

Ohhh the whole world AND the internet revolves around you?

sorry but I did just give a little lol.