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Just letting you know Jon took me out instead of his own Mrs Also your son tried touching me up

I'm sorry to break it to you Jon, but he's cheating on you and I'll be in there this year I know it's hard hitting news but it's just the way it is. He said something about me being a bit younger and more supple despite the fact you're shredded and I look like a bag of clay that's been dropped...

Yeah I've got a passenger seat. Anyone welcome Unless you smell then f**k off

You pay a man

Locked and loaded

Does look good that for a ford

Le booossshhhhh

I'm disappointed in you Andy I thought we were mates

@Touring_Rob have you packed your OBD reader mate? Just incase we need a lift at midnight 👀🤣

I find a sim harder than actually driving

I make exceptions for Porsches Mainly because most of them are driven properly, not up and down Leeds road in Bradford by someone that sells weed to kids and tries to kiss them

@Touring_Rob do you have spare track wheels?🤣

Needs a crondom

Out of office on Big day tomorrow to get both my cars ready🤣

Too many steps, big hole = gooder (In this instance)

Had no issues with my Autoglym one, had it a fair few years and the nice thing about them is it has a massive opening so you don't have to pour anything in like you're a f**king scientist or spill anything

Post Menstrual

I do poop pantaloon

Draws* What are you, a fuckin eejit?

Is that because most of your moderators are too busy galavanting? 👀

Just order her into the sea It's only like a 15 minute walk or a 45 second tumble down the cliffs

No because I want to enjoy my weekend and be an autistic mess

Sorry @The Norwegian I can't hear you, these other moderators doing their CS duties are being quite loud mate 👁️ 👄 👁️ Speaking of, where the f**k is James and why is he being quiet 😂 @Touring_Rob don't take s**t from big bear, it's not like you'll ever get to meet him again, probably not even...

So Monday, booked tracking in for the afternoon. The drive over there was massively fun until I got stuck in traffic The car had massive amount of front camber as I maxed the slots out on the coilovers. So much so that it was nearly -5⁰🤣 Bit of fettling and we're at -3⁰ Need to shim up...

Does it come in 25l drums?🤣🤣

At least some of the moderators turn up mate. Will be good to meet you I wonder what excuse @Rob @Ol’ Tarby & @The Norwegian will use this year

I'm gonna bully you in front of your son

I'm the nonce fodder, not the one that acts like one

I'm the fat one you probably wont understand and I will call you a c*nt Don't get too offended