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I'm just here to say if it's not Milwaukee then your wife is going to start f**king other men behind your back Then eventually you'll be such a cuck she'll just start getting raw dogged right in front of your eyes to the point where she makes you finish the bloke off. Eventually you'll just...

Our DC is capable of doing 350Gig Our office is still on 100Mb🤣🤣

I must have had an off day Cat 5 will still do gig over a very short distance but it won't be happy about it. Either way like @The Psychedelic Socialist said, cat 5 is 20+ year old so just bin it either way

Borg and Beck has been sound as a pound Part of me feels I should buy more of their parts because I've never once had an issue with the quality of their stuff with the limited bits I've bought

I'll be getting rid of a lot of server hardware soon if anyone needs anything?

"Push it to prod on Friday afternoon" *DC OPS stares in disgust*

Dan is catching you up in baldness, don't worry👀🤣

You must work with people I have worked with in the past🤣 If you f**k up/it's your birthday you buy 2 trays of Krispy Kreme🤣

Customer "Hi all, my site is having non loading issues" "We'll have a look for you" *Opens up Spanish website selling elaborate sex robots with all kinds of personalisation down to what shade of labia it had*

CSF is fast approaching and I'm staying in the garden shed with @leedsboy and @dann2707 The hedgehog, Mr sheep and the fat ginger cat are gonna witness some s**t!

Bloody hell Was he on a stepladder?

Nah that's in your garage still Idiota

Still next to Maddie in the garage

What, you last more than 1?

Same I also bought the adaptor to save screwing it on every single time too

Me or the Meg shell?

Do you pump viscous fluid?😮‍💨🫦

@Cub. Name change please love Phil McCracken

I had been eyeing up Dans detailing stuff tbh 😂

Dont be stupid, suggesting an Apple product to Dan is like asking him to buy something Makita

Gorjus

Sir Jimmy

With or without the airbrushing? Make sure you can sit in one first

Time wasters thread needs updating

Even if you did Ant wouldn't reply anyway Snakes don't hiss, they just buy non 5 door, non silver/blue Leganes

My gearbox cost me 5 times what the actual cost of the car cost me🤣 I'm scared to add up what I've spent. I'm gonna make a tally of my spends on the 5 series, since October I've probably spent £2500 on parts🤣

Car looks minty fresh Adey. Looked like it'd been washed with a breeze block before🤣

I thought this too I used to regularly break cars when I had time, I only ever struggled to sell stuff if it was very niche like an exhaust that only mates to a certain decat pipe. Even then you just drop the price a tad or sell it with said decat pipe🤣

I keep getting some ballbag knocking on my door asking to buy my Monaco. He seems to think it'll be a £500 car. Joker couldn't even afford my steering wheel I've broken a lot of Clios, they're worth more in parts. I've got 3 atm, one of them is crying out to be killed, it's a rate bag of...

Not new but I have a good condition set and a set I've used in my Megane