Search results

The gates don't open until 5pm, can you leave please mate

You use a controller on PC I hope you stub your toe on the corner of the bed in that Travelodge I hope you stub your toe on the corner of the bed in that Travelodge

People that don't like pineapple on pizza mince about in pink tights I reckon you should all just grow up tbh 🤷‍♂️ 😂

I've got a decent pressure gauge @Daniel

@Gus said it's his shout for Chinese👀🤣

1 letter away from spelling PUFF Watch me get you blue flagged🤣

Aye 15 mins where novices can go out to get a feel for the track... I'm going out because I'm a novice and partly to scrub my tyres in🤣

It would have fucked my brain seeing 3 on 4 and 4 on 3 I'm very meticulous and deffo not a rough c**t Jonathan🤔🤣🤣

"I'll have a chill day tomorrow" My car: Stripped it back, only takes 2 mins to whip the inlet off but means moving the strut brace. Dried off all 4 plugs as they were all like this Dried them all out, blew them out and then checked that all spark plugs were tight, plug #3 needed a...

I'm pretty sure they've expressed it multiple times you can't pay on the gate ffs Some of the questions in here are just plain retarded🤣

Brave isn't the word Daft and c**t are though🤣

Washing the engine bay has done me no favours The spark plugs this morning:

Put your phone on charge pls

Can't wait to watch it gap @MarkCup now🥵🥵

True I've only ever heard of Daz Dot Dot Dot

Well I mean your names aren't your forum handle since you're Loowis, Stephfthpfven and Darren Therefore, oh indeed

Nah I'll just start at C*nt #1 and then go from there Rich is only good at graphs, @MarkCup is chief spreadsheet pervert on hand to put data into cells

w**k in the bath, sieve it out for ar lass incase she wants to wash her hair

Cheers gents, can have a chilled day tomorrow. No car stuff🤣 Haircut, Wetherspoons for dinner and might have a w**k

@Paul.M come and have a seat in mine if you want, OMP TRS-E XL fixed. They're that big I'm pretty sure anyone under 25 stone would fit

I shall call you Bill

That was silly wasn't it

If anyone sees a fat c**t next to a blue Clio feel free to come over and say hello. You'll have to say your forum name and then your real name because I'm not a gimp and I'm not going to call you by your handle🤣

Us northern will translate for the Scots and Geordies and filter it to the scum southern

The one that goes "door doooootttt dooot" pls

Some more pics

Was too hot to machine polish it so sacked that off. Put a new sunstrip on, sanded and polished the headlights, cleaned my engine bay, cleaned the car inside and out and then painted my washer blanks again as they looked a bit cack Old sunstrip off, it looks so w**k without one🤣 New...

Nah it's @CuppaT

I got 11/11... I wonder if any windowlickers got less than that👀🤣

I appreciated the French pastry in the rear view🤣