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You left it there, I was the last one to leave so I took it with me otherwise it'd still be there, i've got your baccy and Rizla too.

Christ i'm a fat ugly c*nt, I should really sort that out.

He wasn't, but some of the southern fairies were scared of his accent.

I took it home along with a random chair and someone's baccy. I'm having a fry up for dinner with haggis and black pudding, cheers for bringing my favourite offal. :approve:

Dave & Scott are like the Mitchell brothers and Rob always reminds me of a 1950's spiv with watches for sale.

I've never heard anything like it, it's not a noise i've ever heard a human make before, his misses must be stone deaf to get any kip with that going on.

That would certainly do it.

LOL and a cider lolly.

Watch out for White Walkers & Wildlings.

You were hammered when you were playing RugyVolleyBall, how much (or little in you case) had you actually drunk by that point?

No matter where you stood on that site you could still hear Hordor snoring. lol

I found it funny how many lads kept asking me 'what's he saying'? lol I understood every word, you have less of an accent than Kevin Bridges.

A massive skin full helps too, I lay down and was out like a light, once I figured out the angle grinder noise was actually Scott snoring.

I knew where it was, i've seen Game of Thrones.

Jesus, Scotland's f*cking miles away!

Brilliant weekend, cheers Dave & Scott for sorting it out and bringing a proper BBQ, assorted meats and the fire thing, great to see everyone again and meet some new people, but f*ck me there were so many southern accents, sometimes it was like being an extra in Lock Stock. Dog was a lot...

What kind of a mechanic doesn't have gaffa tape? Do you want me to bring some?

Gaffa tape is your friend.

Exactly how my Nan does it. :approve:

What's the standard way of cooking haggis? Boil until cooked, then split open and fry with a bit of bacon, or are we having it bareback?

I'm bringing a gas camping stove, a hob kettle, a frying pan for bacon and a pan, i'm not missing out on haggis, bloody love the stuff!

I guess we know who got all the good DNA in your family.

Good luck staying awake past midnight whilst pissed.

I bet RDR has a dream about camping tonight, or about the car not starting, or being so late it's almost night time, or that you haven't actually bought anything you need. I was looking forward to going drag racing the other week so much, that I dreamt I was late and when I finally got there, I...

Yes they all come with pegs to stop them blowing away. If not i'll make you one out of binbags and gaffa tape, did I even tell you about the time I made a tent that was drier than my mates? I made a tent once......

LOL, have you ever been outside?

Yes, on the grass.

FLOL, he's about as responsible as you and me are.

Yes me and my enormous Alsation!