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1500 rpm in 5th at 30mph is exactly what mine does.

1, TEG 1 pack of burgers 2, McGherkin 2 burgers and 2 sausages 3, DaveDreads 1 order of Kofta Kebabs

Halle-f*cking-lujah!!! Now you'll have a chance of keeping up with the dog kennel at actual motorway speeds without a catastrophic engine failure.

He makes up for it in ugliness though.

In short Daniel.

I do tend to mask my sexual advances with insults.

What are people suppose to use when talking about 172's & 182's? I don't want to type 172/182, it's 4 whole extra characters ffs, ain't nobody got time for that. 1*2 is quite a useful little thing when describing both, if people don't like it then f*ck em', f*ck em' right in the sh*t tube!!!

He fears me!

If I start feeling ropey i'm going in you van for a lie down, your floors are rubber lined right?

I blame that Red Stag sh*t, cherry Bourbon seemed like a good idea at the time.

Nice to know I made a lasting impression.

I think I really need to get a proper job so I can start doing cool sh*t like this.

You should just change your name to Hooty McBoobs and be done with it.

I'll bring a step ladder for you.

Scruffy haired old people you don't want to camp with. :dapprove:

What you on about? You don't have any mates, all your friends are car parts on a shelf.

Why you flying to Amsterdam straight after?

Oh shut up you girl! You'd honestly rather have a comfy bed than have a laugh and get pissed?

Why aren't you?

I've currently got a j-cloth zip tied to the selector are to catch any leakage from the seal, I think i'll just keep topping the gearbox up and changing the cloth every week.

Yeah you're not going to get a rise out of people smack talking about a sport no one on here gives a sh*t about, lol can't we just play boozy puke? First one to throw up wins.

You're meant to you're a girl, I don't know what's wrong with the rest of them, i'll be over in the corner doing some heavy lifting and looking manly.

Cool, as long as don't damage the grass I think we'll get away with that.

I know, i'm half expecting a bare patch on the ground where I puked.

Not allowed anything that damages the grass, might be able to get away with something like this though. http://www.buydirect4u.co.uk/bentley-round-outdoor-foldable-charcoal-fire-pit.html?gclid=CPbujtzUkL8CFYrJtAodWV4AoA

Rounders!? :S Did you all turn into 12 year old girls since last year?

I'll give you a 30 minute head start then and overtake you just before we get there, as the dog kennel can cruise at 80 for hours because it's a mans car.

You need to be able to do 80 to convoy with me, when I was a child my Mum's 1.4 mk1 Fiesta could do 80 ffs!

F*ck yeah, one yeah with a rope ladder some random had brought, the next year up the side of one of the watch towers that was being manned by a bloke that didn't even work there. The year after that, a gang had nicked one of the UV hand stamps and were charging £20 per person, I offered the...