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The owner of the cats may not know what's going on. If he's a heavy drinker he may be a bit moggy in the mornings.

Cats are awesome. Unlike dogs. Namely dogs somewhere in my street that continue to bark in the garden for the last 3 hours. I want to see if it can still bark with a trolley jack sticking out of its ass.

End thread. This CANNOT be beaten.

It's a tail of woe that's fur sure.

If he could prove it was THAT actual cat that did it, that's Furry Nuff, but I doubt he can.

Unless you threw the cat along the roof and you'd sellotaped it's claws out, I can't see it either. Bloke Sounds like a pussy if you ask me.

I'd have kittens if it was my car.

The Luke warm BBQ!!! I forgot about that! They left chicken on it for 6 hours and it was just cooked! Lol

Yep. When we were driving home we both said our stomachs hurt from laughing so much! I want to find out who chundered next to the trailer though. It was dangerously close to our tent!

I can't remember him falling over??? I do however remember nearly pissing myself with you and Sam talking about bother.

Probably! Lol

Cut the plugs off and swap them over.

I don't think he said Bratwurst enough. I lost count at 44 times per minute.

Once I start eating I can't stop. It's amplified ten fold if I've 10 cans of Stella on board!

Looks amazing mate. Big fan of the Mk1 TT and you're a tasteful chap so it looks even better. I saw some abomination on Facebook the other night, 20" wheels and stupid camber. How to ruin a good looking car!

If you're not massively into car cleaning but just want a nice shiny car with minimal effort... Meguires gold class shampoo A good quality drying towel Autoglym super resin polish or Auto finesse Triple. Both are easy and good. 3M glass cleaning foam and a glass cloth Meguires endurance...

It didn't run out, they just moved it all into the big marquee. I had 10 sausages and a burger whilst you clowns were dancing around.

It's only a car. Just buy another one. (And before anyone says about money, if you can't afford to write off your car on track, either insure it or don't participate!)

You're missing out.

@Cub. Is in there too.

I thought I recognised the reg, He lived in Yate, Bristol. Hold on...

There is no such thing as a mk1. The one in the pic is a mk2 clio. Phase 1. The next shape (172 cup/182/trophy) are mk2 clios but phase 2.

No no. Uninteresting is just fine.

According to their rules, You need one yes. Having said that I've never used one. It's for the best though as if you need to be recovered and there's no tow eye, they'll hook it around your wishbone and smash your bumper to bits.

Jack the car up securely. Hold the wheel in 12 and 6 o clock position and wobble the wheel. And again in 9 & 3 o clock. If you can hear/feel a light knocking It will either be track rod end or ball joint. Better still, you look underneath and get the wife to wobble the wheel.

When I had my valeting business I had a £2000 190 bar 90 degree hot wash. I now clean cars on my driveway for the same customers using a £25 halfords pressure washer. Nobody can tell the difference.

f**k me Maria doesn't look like she used to.

Whilst I agree, stripped out cars feel awesome fun and genuinely feel faster, you either have to go balls out (a la Sam) or not at all. Unless you want to properly strip it to the bare bones, don't bother.

One if the guys there said "oh he's got a lot on his mind at the moment" Haven't we all?? But surely if you're invited to an event, either show up and put some effort in or don't bother coming? I was actually quite excited to be stood where I was and he just looked at me like 'wtf are you...

He was at our track day yesterday. Possibly the most rude and obnoxious man I've ever stood next to. And he's proper short.