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Hand on head worried insert - for the thumbnail is getting a good recycle Like how they changed the shirt colour, not to overdo it. Much Just like the content, rinse/repeat/yawn

"1st day at the new job and I can already tell [insert organisation] cares about it's customers and products. [Attach photo of lanyard]. Kyle is such a hands on people manager, I know I've made the right choice and excited to start contributing to this great business. Now for some online HR...

Already drafted my linkedin post "[Insert overly descriptive emotion e.g DELIGHTED] to announce I'll be joining Kyle's data centre as [insert job title no fucker knows what it means and didn't exist on a census even 2 years ago]. Can't wait to get started at the [describe new employer as the...

Let me know if you want to discuss my application m9

ESSAY #### Providing locked/less/restricted access to the infrastructure for remote users #### I've been asked the above a couple of times this year and I keep giving the same answer. The requestors don't like the answer, so go off and ask other architects/senior engineers etc. These folk...

I never understood the hype. Obvs, You could get an Sti to look and go similar, for tonnes less without a Cosworth badge...but I guess that's not the point. Mind, that shape are all starting to rot like the new age, so at least that pistonheads one won't turn to dust this year. Pretty sure...

Yeah it's mental money. But... I do remember getting a 486 with windows 95 on it and my parents spooned out £1500! So maybe it's swings and roundabouts

I see these gaming threads and there's little old me, playing transport tycoon, still. I feel like a fckin dinosaur

Pass this advice on, should sort Conf t No router ospf End Wr

I'm getting Astra VXR vibes.... Goes to replace CV boot....ends up doing stem seals, manifold, sump gasket, cam belt... Obvs hope not. Good luck champ

Windscribe used to have 30gb free per month and has an app for the firestick

Could it not have been offline? For any serious local number crunching, we isolate 🤷

I'd be worried stating that out loud pal. Wouldn't pass a DBS check

I must be over qualified with my ECDL... European computer driving licence. Wtf even was that. Proper noncey

That's 2000% virgin

I have some Celeron 333mhz chips if anyone is caught short

What's the issue with Intel? I missed it. Other than blokes at work pretending to be traders spouting their loses

Don't come in here with your big colo size 9's. You just provide air conditioned shelves in an old C&A warehouse. Yes. Still get the old classic from fringe family members who you see now at funerals only. X this request by 100: "I need a laptop - what do you suggest" "No idea. I am a...

I love having presales conversations about cloud. It's nuts to think that folk think it is a replacement for on-prem. Some think it's like for like. They have no clue of the cost model, tie in, where cloud is actually good, etc. Mental. Just on the hype train.

Microsoft+Crowdstrike f**k up combo it appears. I'm flying later. f**king w*****s. I want to see the RFC presented for this change at CAB.

When I return home after a bad day of disabling BGP by accident... All I wanna do, is mount our lass for 5 mins, to take my mind off it. But no

swap for a vxr

I agree in part, one thing that's never really considered is the satisfaction of those users, customers etc - who consume 1st/2nd line - before it's too late. The reputation damage of shifting to cheaper labour states is hard to recover from. It may sound derogatory or racist TBF but in my...

Same thing happened at my last place. Seems like it's the global norm! Private equity job. Bought out, move all skilled functions to cheaper countries, customer satisfaction nose dives, products get worse, sold off in smaller chunks. Usually the decent ones who see what's coming, start prepping...

I got sent this, from a scrote on the VXR owners facebook group. https://webautocats.com/ It's pretty handy tbf! Might be useful for someone.

Use on the pc/laptop for those meeting where you just waste your life being on mute in the background. I always hit the fckin post https://magical-kicks.netlify.app/

Wot dis, Netbox4 about? I need to look at that. Just finished a proof of concept using virtual Palo's and Cisco NVA's in Azure and my wormhole is blown open. Its incredibly ghey, is cloud.

Where's it listed dude? Didn't know you were moving it on.