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As a backup, you can sleep on mine

EFOffence. Let's get off the subject of mothers though, since I've just got off of yours

Gaywad Edit: that applies to the 2 posts above. But, Dave, surely you'll end up with dreads getting all clogged up in your crack? That's gonna take more than Tresseme to sort out

banther, you piss poor disappointment.

At your age I was quite content building up no claims in a diesel corsa, with no modzzzz and about 2hp. People have different priorities though, I've never paid more than £800 a year, including my first year...and no, I wasn't just a named driver either. Anyway, thats not the point, I like...

Clearly not low enough, or enough toys hanging off the rear tow eye. or enough stickers. or enough exhausts It is beyond try-hard, but thats what those yoof ricers want I guess.

£1200 insurance?!?! LOL That's all my non-fuel motoring costs for 2 years

Skankia

yes....tents.

Sounds off to me. Softer AND shorter springs? naaaaaaaah Also, Paradas are lovely grippy tyres but good god do they make a hell of a noise. Did someone once say that 172s had about 4 different spring setups over time? (not including cup packs or differences in phases). I know that when I had...

wow, he wants sympathy about death threats? oh no no no sunshine, remember you've got YOLO #SWAG, bellcheese. Why don't you give it some of that attitude, it's only ya mum innit lol, no doubt you've had everyone elses mums at somepoint, time the FunCup boys ran a train on yours.

must have waved £50 and a bottle of prosseco at her, to make such a damning interview. Neither the driver or backseat passenger are her boyfreind? Of course not, but they probaby still spit-roast her on a semi-regular basis. OOP! and she had her A-levels 2 days later. Wasn't thinking of...

If you do any kind of mileage, an RX8 will turn your bank balance inside out within minutes. An S2K will turn you into an unbearable tw@ within 2 days of ownership, and leave you nose-first in a wall at the first sign of a mid-speed corner

People don't typically enjoy doing that though. It's more a cry for help and attention..... typically because they're either an actual virgin, living with their mum at 30, or that their ISP has blocked pornhub.

Adamm. Do you enjoy anything? You know, like, a hobby or interest that you pour effect, skill and money into?

We got a straight up baller here. £100k for doing a lap of Brands and getting nuff press coverage? Totes worth it? Ah the youth of these days, can't wait until they discover the real world

"in-ger-lurrrrrnnnnd innnn-gerrrr-lurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnd rooney is a p1ss pot he runs a fackin chop shop on Exchange square the filthy queer wwoooooooooaaaaaaaaay in-=gerrrrrrr-llunnnnd 'ere, luv, I've got a football shirt on, with me belly hangin out underneath, you gonna suck me off...

racist

Beyond hopeful

Noooo, it's part of the thousands of pounds if maintenance. Which is why any offer lower than £27,000 is just too low for my £1 shed

That wont help, may as well have had Santa Claus with you TBH. Unless the F-I-L is a registered man of law / company director / church guy

"i live everyday like its my last" Hopefully his next one will be. What a total waste of DNA. (Thing is, when reading a number of threads on this forum, I can only imagine the OP and cliques to be no different...a certain "A" username goes some lengths to prove just so)

I totally would. In the "special" alfa red, with the teledials (even the diesel with a Q2...mmmmmmmmm)

Provided you have some paperwork to support their offer, you should have some hope. a 14-day letter of intent may give them sufficient kick up the rear, but if its Del Boy Trading, with a workshop and 20 cars parked on broken tarmac, don't count on it. Not for them not wanting to resolve it...

5-post limit is actually quite handy, it helps prevent people from getting points and bans by being led into troll/tard arguments. Then upsetting the wrong northerner and BOOM banhammer

Did they even get to inspect the car for your alleged faults prior to you taking action? Provide proof. Where did you get the work done? Did you mitigate your losses by making enquiries with multiple garages? Provide proof. Do you actually think you'll take this into court? Small Claims I'm...

I cant laugh at what is, when you remove brands hatch from the equation, a trio of mouth-breathers talking like they're such badmen. Even the girl talks like a properly common piece of council sh1t, just like the retards behind the wheel and camera.

I did lolz. If it was a Clio I bet it would have set lap records.

Telepathy? whatsapp? ;)

You can change what it reads on the display. In UK the default is MPG but press the wrong buttons enough times and it switches to l/km. That said, it also says on the display what it's calculating at. So if it says on the display it's doing l/km then I'm fresh out of ideas :)