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Got any pictures of your 169?

LOL, that's a good size boot if that heffalump fits in it.

You should throw in some manky old trainers to get the perverts interested, ad could read : ​'Sweated in, w*nked on nasty old trainers for £500 quid, i've even wiped my bell end on them, knackered Ford Orion included in sale'. The Boosh even got asked if he'd like some cheeky bum sex by the...

I want that RS2000 so badly it almost hurts.

So as it stands you're only £340 quid in the hole with 5 days to go, you may actually get your money back on this one.

Wear a disguise for work sh*t, then get pissed as yourself.

I never thought i'd see the day where we'd have to convince Adam to come to a piss up.

I had exactly the same thing, a slight squeak when pulling off and round slow corners, turned out to be a sticking caliper. When the brakes were changed the calipers were taken apart and cleaned with brake cleaner, the squeaking never came back.

Put a CS sticker on the back and i'll keep an eye out for you, I don't wave to cars unless I see a sticker due to getting nothing but blank looks.

I'd only use one to take the dog out in the mornings and when the weather's bad in winter, it'd be more of a tonka toy than a daily driver, i've got the 172 for motorways and the like. I know they drive like Grandads shed on wheels. lol

That would be perfect for the zombie apocalypse.

Sounds like you'd get on with my dog, he has a weapons grade arse.

In that case i'll let you off this time Wobblec0ck.

Only benders don't like spicy food!

So many new people from Cov on here, when I joined there were hardly any, also you don't need a Clio to get involved in the club mate, ​there are loads of West Mids members that haven't owned one in years. Not to mention lawn killing stomach acid.

So is not having a car to use, not to mention food to eat, credit card's getting applied for, ​it's only debt i'm in it up to my eyeballs, another grand won't make much difference.

It looks like I might have to blag a lift tbh, ​insurance is due next week and I have the sum total of f*ck all to my name. Although I have the forms for a new credit card sat next to me, so I might be able to use their money instead. lol

Sorry lads can't afford a 113 mile round trip today, i'll be lucky if I can afford to go to CSS at this rate. :dapprove:

I'm also slightly obsessed with these as a dog kennel. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Series-III-LWB-Land-Rover-ex-army-109-series-3-military-/130908028442?clk_rvr_id=488964174892 http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C394647 ​It's a good job I don't have much money, otherwise i'd own 100s of cars.

Bloody hell that's mint, although where's the rest of the engine? lol

You know too well mate. lol I think i'm almost at Gally levels of lust over Fords, although I definitely prefer the classics.

I like the Q&A section. lol Q: hi superfastdan how does a dogs dick drive like so that i know before i bid ? A: Please visit your local dog rehoming centre and ask to borrow a dog. Q: What brand of tea do you serve? A: Whatever is the cheapest. I'm skint as I spent all my money on this.

Nevermind, beaten to it. lol

I think it's the fact that Clio's look sh*t with a lot of styling mods, especially 1*2s they just don't suit them, I mean lets face it, they're not the best looking cars to begin with.

I've got a gun as well, it shoots little plastic balls and f*cking stings at close range, although I suspect PC Ron might have a problem with that. lol

I got a sports bow and a couple of arrows for my Birthday, might be overkill though. lol

FLOL, tent wars!!!

It's not having some tunes i'm worried about, ​it's the unimaginable drunkenness that'll get us kicked out. lol

I can see us getting kicked off site tbqfh.

It's a difficult thing to discuss without driving your car, one man's vibration is another man's normality, ​you'd probably think my car's rattling itself to death if you went out in it. lol