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  1. Klumpy Dumpy

    Monaco 172 Track Car

    CSF Pic Spam A huge thanks and shout-out to @MarkCup. He said last year he wanted to come out in the Clio but never did and likewise I never went out in his Cayman. The amount of knowledge you shared was immensely helpful and I was flying in the afternoon in comparison to the morning ♥️...
  2. Klumpy Dumpy

    ClioSport Festival 2024 Picture Thread

    Like a mong I added 2 of the same pic to my basket f**k it, it's for charity. £26 well spent imho
  3. Klumpy Dumpy

    CSF24 ClioSport Festival 2024 - Book Tickets Now!

    I'm up for Cadwell. My last stint there got cut short because of the f**king gearbox ejecting it's oil onto my manifold
  4. Klumpy Dumpy

    CSF24 ClioSport Festival 2024 - Book Tickets Now!

    Lets face it, half the people who express interest in coming to the ring would flap it last minute anyway
  5. Klumpy Dumpy

    ClioSport Festival 2024 Picture Thread

    @RustyMojo that's you fucked son
  6. Klumpy Dumpy

    ClioSport Festival 2024 Picture Thread

    I was hoping that someone would turn it more sexual Such a perv Adey 👀 😂
  7. Klumpy Dumpy

    ClioSport Festival 2024 Picture Thread

    Cmon Andy, get it up
  8. Klumpy Dumpy

    ClioSport Festival 2024 Picture Thread

    Same, I've already got 38 quids worth Plenty of pictures of me puffing smoke as my tyre smashes into the arch 😂
  9. Klumpy Dumpy

    CSF24 ClioSport Festival 2024 - Book Tickets Now!

    It's all good mate, it didn't sit right with me expecting a lift from someone I'd never met nor had I seen all day anyway🤣 "Hi mate my name's Kyle. I know it's midnight and both of you have been shitting through the eye of a needle for the past 12 hours but could I have a lift please?"🤣🤣
  10. Klumpy Dumpy

    CSF24 ClioSport Festival 2024 - Book Tickets Now!

    I'm still at the track waiting for that lift @LeeRS 🥲👀🤣 I'm like a cat, did you not see me get folded into a f**king sofa bed last year like I was a little burrito?🤣🤣
  11. Klumpy Dumpy

    ClioSport Festival 2024 Picture Thread

    I got out of your way every time, fair play to the marshalls they were pretty quick and on it with the blue flags
  12. Klumpy Dumpy

    CSF24 ClioSport Festival 2024 - Book Tickets Now!

    If you don't fit them I'm proper fucked I imagine it'd be like trying to stuff play-doh back into it's tub
  13. Klumpy Dumpy

    CSF24 ClioSport Festival 2024 - Book Tickets Now!

    It was probably just @RSRowe and @JB21 nearside front tyres and half of my NSR from where it was catching the arch🤣
  14. Klumpy Dumpy

    Monaco 172 Track Car

    I couldn't hear f**k all over the sound of the car tbh 😂 I think they're something daft like ET25, they were custom made by Braid to whoever spec'd them. I reckon they'd be perfect without any spacers, except they just catch my brakes ever so slightly At one point I thought my OS driveshaft...
  15. Klumpy Dumpy

    Monaco 172 Track Car

    Self clearanced 😂 I think it was @Sir_Dave who came over and went "your rear tyre is puffing loads of smoke round every right hander". Not exactly great when it's 90% right handed corners at Anglesey I need to get some rear camber shims ordered and probably use my cup racer 2118s instead of...
  16. Klumpy Dumpy

    Monaco 172 Track Car

    Nah sorry, the only footage I have is some bloke dancing around like a baliango fish in a mouldy cabin that smelt of bum
  17. Klumpy Dumpy

    ClioSport Festival 2024 Picture Thread

    "Get in the passenger seat Dave, let me touch you on your balls and dick Mrerry Christmarse"
  18. Klumpy Dumpy

    Steves' PH2 200T

    It already has because you've got nae hair
  19. Klumpy Dumpy

    CSF24 ClioSport Festival 2024 - Book Tickets Now!

    Was good to meet you too @Sir Nancy Flowers ❤️ Have any of them birds matched you back yet? What about the hippo with tits (Not me in a wig I promise)
  20. Klumpy Dumpy

    CSF24 ClioSport Festival 2024 - Book Tickets Now!

    Mark: "Yeah it's fucked, its that cylinder. Just rev it's tit off" 😂
  21. Klumpy Dumpy

    CSF24 ClioSport Festival 2024 - Book Tickets Now!

    Was mega to meet you mate, you're not as angry and as bald as you are online Maybe not that last bit it was quite shiny🤣 We'll sort something for next year as a group
  22. Klumpy Dumpy

    CSF24 ClioSport Festival 2024 - Book Tickets Now!

    The irony of forgetting toothpaste when you live with Jimmy Toothpaste
  23. Klumpy Dumpy

    CSF24 ClioSport Festival 2024 - Book Tickets Now!

    Us, too much? I think you must have been thinking of other people, we're very polite and subdued
  24. Klumpy Dumpy

    CSF24 ClioSport Festival 2024 - Book Tickets Now!

    If anyone has any videos of me @Touring_Rob and @Sir Nancy Flowers battling it out for about 10 laps let us know. I think that stint on track was the best part of the day for me Fair f***s to Will for peddling his drug dealers car and for Rob rubbing his 2 braincells together to try and keep...
  25. Klumpy Dumpy

    ‘Bonnie Blue’ The RB 182

    Yeah but why didn't you get roll centre hubs and a diff whilst you were in there?👀
  26. Klumpy Dumpy

    Monaco 172 Track Car

    "STEP OUT OF THE CAR WITH YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR OR ILL KICK YOU IN THE HEAD" Said @Sunglasses_Ron
  27. Klumpy Dumpy

    CSF24 ClioSport Festival 2024 - Book Tickets Now!

    Aye an E61 would be the better choice if you tow often as they have bags on the back But if you're a proper bloke you get an E60
  28. Klumpy Dumpy

    CSF24 ClioSport Festival 2024 - Book Tickets Now!

    Literally pulls it like it like it's not attached Jon It's quicker than an eco boost focus. I reckon it'd be happy sat at 100mph pulling the f**king thing, theoretically of course I'd never do that
  29. Klumpy Dumpy

    CSF24 ClioSport Festival 2024 - Book Tickets Now!

    Clio looks so small bless it
  30. Klumpy Dumpy

    CSF24 ClioSport Festival 2024 - Book Tickets Now!

    I wanted a lie in, set my alarms for half 9 Woke up at 7🫠🤬
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