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First call to LR was golden. Mr Waite you are aware that your warranty lapses on the 7th of December 2020? So I have 7 days warranty left? Yes that's correct. Well right now that's all I need, come fix it. Are you sure its leaking oil, are you qualified to diagnose that? Well its written...

Lol they tried to reem me for £6k on the last warranty job they did... Little do they know I’m now famous on the warranty intranets....

Just MOT'd it! Passed but with three advisories. Two for worn discs and one for a bloody oil leak. Good job it has 2 weeks of warranty left...

I don't have it. The Alpina flash is good enough.

That lamp conversions on Cerbs makes the baby Jesus cry blood.

f**k all this, that’s a green Alpina B10 3.4. HARD ON.

2nd picture looks like Dom Cummings

The Alpina is going on JayEmm on cars! Excited.

Some Jap tax on that! Ones for Ford Duratecs are £960 for the sump plate, pump and tank.

Says the club where 99% of members have silvervision indicators

GT8 out in the wild!

Momo wouldn’t be automotive hipster enough.

So its just a pickup?

Whats the back bit for?

Its only there to justifying spelling mum, mom. ''Your moooom'' in an American accent is more cutting than ''your mum'' in a British one. Happy to help.

And your mom.

😂 Its a base C2 in the worst colour combo with no service history and rust on the MOT history. Was £6k a bit toppy?

Great way to spend £6k

My R1 MK indy was w**k.

Won't be fast either. Just noisy and s**t

Yeah I did. Asking him if he'd sold my exact car. Then got a reply saying only joking, spend a lot of time etc, can we sell your car for you? Mega odd.

It pre dates spiders by year and years.

The guy at millennium hero's once sent me an invoice for £300 because I'd copied a part of one of his adverts (which he'd copied from Wikipedia). Melt.

Thank god that plate isn't included.

Haha I don't get it, but I like it. Bit like fingering, I'd rather be f**king, but its not a bad pass time.

Wish I had both these now! Both mint, only lowered with an exhaust each.

I sold my old one for £6k!

I'd love a 106 GTi again. Just an all round good car. Albeit made from paper and dreams.

Micra Convertible!!

£489 and £489 now!!