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They just pull out mate.

ffs. You win.

90%* of new car customers don't bother driving before ordering. I never even sat in a 200 before ordering mine! Although I used to have a 197 but meh. (*very rough guess from when I used to sell new cars)

Touching your naked hairy back ranks on par with watching my Dad lick my Mum out.

I just did some sick in my mouth.

So that's not a no then??

Should I bring my sun cream and gentle hands?

Genuinely, I have a twitch in my pants.

Are you and funk going to get drunk and mud wrestle?

I'm going to try to pop over for a few hours mate yeah. Having 4 days off work for LeMans has left quite a dent in my earnings this month though. Should be ok though.

It sounded like the exhaust fell off! Lol

You make a valid point. If he just takes the shaft in, they'll just replace it with another two piece, if he takes the shaft in and says it's the incorrect one, they'll be entitled to void the warranty.... Tricky one.

IIRC, fred said they're recon'd, not actually brand BRAND new?? Either way, they come with a warranty so take them back.

You get a 12m warranty on parts. They will not offer you anything else towards oil/labour etc as far as I know. (I haven't worked there for about 7 years) Is your harder suspension/ roll centre kit, sticky tyres etc too much for the standard shafts??

I agree, his mum and sister didn't drive on the track so why involve them ?! I'm glad he's scared though. And I genuinely hope someone smashes his face in. Mainly because I can't stand people like him. Charlie cream slice c**t.

Trolling and being a general bellend costs him nothing afaik.

We spent £900 between 2 of us. That's everything. Fuel, food, camping, beer, race entry, boat, the lot.

Wow. Now get the whole underside covered in good quality underseal!!

Superb!!

Exactly! If a streaker runs on to a football pitch, one of the players usually tackles the man to the ground. The guys on the beetles should have done the same and sent the car and it's content of s**t human beings, barrel rolling off the circuit. On fire.

I can only assume you never looked at my car. Been painted more times than banksys bedroom wall.

The exact reason I didn't put any more on the Merc. (It's an AMG by the way, don't know if I mentioned it....) I'm still rolling with a filthy car that's stickered up. And will be until I get a quiet day at work.

Or people that follow a Turkish builder rather than a map....

Wow, did the previous owner buy the rear shocks from a Pound shop??

a 1999 punto is worth about £595 to sell if it's in VERY good nick. By the time you've fixed it, cleaned it, put a new MOT on it, advertised it, dealt with immigrants asking you to take £300, is it really worth it??

RUN!!!

Piss right off! Those images are burnt into my skull. :-(

Old cars ftw! I genuinely dislike new/newer cars now. Every one I get in feels lifeless.

LED!! ffs.

I'm still in bed! Was supposed to be at work to meet someone at 930....