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Mine is on charge. It will stay in the back of my van keeping beers cold for 4 days. :D

Yep. I'm going to practice all week. :D

Last night was my first drink in 2 weeks, it would appear it affected me somewhat.

Christ I was pissed last night. :S

MPG was rediculous. My wife only does about 3000 miles a year in it so its ony pottering about. We saw 21mpg as an average over a year! She's now driving a seat leon tdi that is doing the same driving and is returning 55mpg. Do the math! lol.

You seem like a nice guy. Don't cry, i'm off my tits. Night. x

Never heard of you.

Got a fat Mrs?

You have 2 too many doors.

Who cares?? Just fit as much as you can in. I've had my van (renault trafic) scraping the floor carrying decking out of the yard. They offered to deliver but I showed them fcukers!!! (How to ruin a van.)

Is that your mums car?

I had great fun thanks! lol. Motorcross wideboy struggling to shake a fat car salesman?? BRILLIANT! lol.

Precisely. Don;t even come in here with your Hotel patter. You and your hot towels can fcuking suck my ginger nuts. Get in the hotel with the rest of the queers and you can all discuss shower temperatures over a hot muffin. Faggots.

Just so people KNOW you're a geek?

HAving had 197/172/182/200 I can safely say the 200 owns every single one of them. An example... My good mate has a 172 and he is a very very good driver. With the same cars (172) he left me standing on our track days, purely down to his ability. Fast forward a year and i'm driving my 200...

A shovel and some lime.

I love exclusives. Infact I might buy another one..... I'm going hunting. :D

I wouldn't boast about that tbh. Which hammer did they use?

Fcuk me! That goes well!

Thats awful. Looks like a naff version of the Raleigh Burner sticker.

I'm going to pick mine up tomorrow. Been sat in a shed for about 7/8 months. Dreading what i'll find down there!

If the car left the factory with steel wheels and it now has allys on it, yes you need to tell them, legally. I personally wouldn't bother but its up to you. If you're in doubt just ring them?

With his insides hanging out of his bumhole by the time i've finished.

Drink for drink?

Me and you will get on like a house on fire! :D My wife calls me Jack Dee.

Yes.

Me??? FLOL!!! I can bet you now me and jon will be last men standing. ( part from Tony, he doesn't drink...)

On the internet yes. I'll be winning the fight next weekend. When i'm windmilling around the garden knocking you fcukers out.

FPMSL!!!!! I give up.

I ate all the pies.