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  1. M

    Scouser and his Ferrari

    lol at everyone missing the two key points in the opening post. 1) Scouser 2) Ferrari. Stolen.
  2. M

    Smoke from behind the steering wheel!?

    Bit far fetched. A smoking cat?
  3. M

    Smoke from behind the steering wheel!?

    I watched a program about illegal immigrants hiding in lorries coming from Calais into England. Just thought one might have got behind your dashboard and was having a cheeky fag.
  4. M

    Smoke from behind the steering wheel!?

    You haven't done Calais to Dover in recent weeks have you? Those little buggers can hide anywhere.
  5. M

    Forza Horizon 2 | Xbox one | Xbox 360

    MX5 pack is s**t. Entered a gays only championship where the MX5 was one of the choices. So slow and rubbish, miscalculated how many points I needed on the last race and come second in the championship.
  6. M

    Laptop - Need your advise. (broken)

    Do you charge by the hour?
  7. M

    Laptop - Need your advise. (broken)

    lol at getting any help from Gandalf. Some famous Doctor, not sure who, Doctor Fox? is paying him a fortune to wipe his hard drive or something. Seemed really insistent that he did it now!
  8. M

    Laptop - Need your advise. (broken)

    Fucccccckkkkk! I did it the wrong way round. I did On then Off? Could that be why it isn't working?
  9. M

    £250 Project / Road To A 5 door Stanced / Pic Heavy

    Sorry to hear that.
  10. M

    Laptop - Need your advise. (broken)

    Cheers guys. No sticker on the bottom or anything with any windows details. I'll have a look in the BIOS although the link doesn't work.
  11. M

    Laptop - Need your advise. (broken)

    Stripped the laptop down last night (WTF having to get to the inside from the top sde!), had a play about and cleaned up the hard drive. Connected it all back up, switched it on and Windows fired up. 10 minutes later crashed and a scan now shows loads of hard drive errors. Spoke to Microsoft...
  12. M

    Solar eclipse

    I got this.
  13. M

    Laptop - Need your advise. (broken)

    Advise taken on board thank you. Tbh I'd like to advice God to mind his own f**king business. I am going home to read the label on the double strength squash. If it doesn't state that tipping onto an electrical device may cause damage I am going to write to them to complain.
  14. M

    Laptop - Need your advise. (broken)

    Was double strength though. I've heard that Robinsons Orange squash is so weak and flavourless it has been scientifically proven to have performance enhancing qualities on electrical equipment.
  15. M

    Laptop - Need your advise. (broken)

    Blackcurrant. not sure on the mixture ratio. Was in a plastic frozen tumbler. Pint sized. Not sure of time of spillage to time of discovery. I didn't notice until she was pushing a floating laptop around the dining room table with Captain Blackbeard Playmobil commanding his new Laptop battleship.
  16. M

    Laptop - Need your advise. (broken)

    Top man thank you. I'll bring it into work tomorrow to get someone to check all is wired up OK. The head fish gutter got some new knives for his birthday. He said he can do it. Then I'll go from there....
  17. M

    Laptop - Need your advise. (broken)

    That is one top quality fast response. Hero. So in a quick question to your answers. If I download the windows 8 to a different PC, create a boot from a USB (when I figure out how) and try to reinstall the OS it might possibly work? If not, another new hard drive?
  18. M

    Laptop - Need your advise. (broken)

    OK, so a few weeks ago the laptop screen broke. Took it to be repaired and he did the screen then said the hard drive had packed up so had that replace. Got home all fine and all was working. Fast forward a week, little un has now decided to spill a pint of squash all over the laptop. When I...
  19. M

    Downforce / areodynamics

    My mate said he had a car built from wood once PMSL a Morman it was called.
  20. M

    2005 E46 M3

    I love the car and then think those carbon things on the front look silly.
  21. M

    Help Identify Loud Donk?

    Hmmmm if it is a donk then it must rule out Doink and Dink. Can't help much more than that sorry.
  22. M

    The XBox One Thread

    I was reading the review and got to Nazi Laser Rifles. I want something 90-00s era so I can use some decent kit but not futuristic. Maybe I'm trying to be a little to specific lol
  23. M

    The XBox One Thread

    Where is the best place to see lists of new games due out? I've got AC Unity (haven't played since I got Forza Horizon) AC Black Flag (Haven't even installed) Forza Horizon (I've been hammering but getting a little bored) I suppose Fifa might be an option. Not really interested in futuristic...
  24. M

    The Apple Watch Thread

    I think you've just answered the problem with it. People thought a 3.5 inch screen was suitable and with the development of apps and ability to get content to a phone it now needs to be bigger. IMO going to a watch is going back to a postage stamp of a screen and will severely limit any jump...
  25. M

    Pics from Geneva yesterday *VERY PICTURE HEAVY*

    What did Maserati have to show? I don't think I missed any.
  26. M

    Amg take 2!!!!

    Is that a garage built on to the side of your garage? Bit overkill.
  27. M

    Forza Horizon 2 | Xbox one | Xbox 360

    they could replace that Anna women with the Mad Scientist and he could rip apart the block and replace the fried piston rings. On a side note, speaking of Anna am I the only one who has thought, I'd love a secret barn find and when you turn up you go into the barn and bend her over the bonnet...
  28. M

    Forza Horizon 2 | Xbox one | Xbox 360

    Thats poo poo, although I'll probably forget it by the time I race it again. That is disappointing. I would have had all the cars from the original in it. Eclipse Rx 7 S2000 Jetta Supra Charger 240sx and of course Hectors Civic.
  29. M

    Forza Horizon 2 | Xbox one | Xbox 360

    Did my first Finale last night. It took me a few goes and I turned to rage on one of the tries when I took a wrong turn on about 91% complete. I also had to turn of damage simulation as I got fucked off spending 15 minutes with the thing driving sideways. Are all the finales the same or does...
  30. M

    It's been a while!

    Such a bad irresponsible parent.
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