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You are punching above your weight fella. I mean seriously, do you have to punch her to remind her not to leave?

You're up my crack? My girlfriend won't take kindly to that. Might want to hide your car.

Uh oh.... have you been having a go on her as well?

lol, I would have loved to see that conversation between two chavs on a bridge on the best way to get the liquid to cover the car: Chav1 "How we gonna chuck it then?" chav2 "If we put a bit of spin on it, centrifugal force in intself will push the content from the container therefore causing an...

I just had a look at this, Jeez there are some hot birds on there.

Yes, very much so. However much you like your car, you'd put common sense first. You would not put yourself out of pocket finacially when you pay insurance for this very reason. I'm not saying its not a s**tty thing. But i don't see the logic behind thinking he needs to get that fixed. Also...

People seem to get overly attached to their cars. Yes, its an inconvenience. No, its not the end of the world. Yes there are other LY cars. No, I wouldn't get another. Well, was she worth it? Claim off your insurance and move on.

lol I wouldn't bother. Probably best to ignore me.

Of what? The OP? His wife? The secret lover she just jilted? The girl the OP is fingering? The girl the OP is fingersing boyfriend? The car?

or her upset jilted secret lover.

How many other cars got done on your street? Have you rang the police? Have a walk down the street and see if anyone has CCTV on their house. Stop fingering other peoples girlfriends.

Audi A6 Avant would offer more luxury then. Leather as standard, can have the Bang & Olfusen option, take the excellent performance and consumption of the 3L TDi with S tronic tranmission and sports differential would be an excellent mile muncher and also do the back road alpine roads for him.

Surely if he is covering all those miles and the need for room he'd purchase something like BMW 330 diesel touring. If he want to spec it up a bit he could go for the M sport package. Seems a bit silly to me.

if it doesn't work just blow into it.

Love April fools day. http://youtu.be/rznYifPHxDg

Glad I'm not the only one who thinks they are f**king impossible. By the way got my first smart phone on Friday. Figured out how to put the SIM CARd in by Saturday lunch time. Next is signing up for one of these apple ID things so I can download those App things. I've never used the internet on...

How much for a blue light? Can double check the Mrs when she gets in from a night out!

Queuing for petrol for his backup generators.

What colour light for semen?

Silly question maybe but can I ask why that matters?