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this is to easy. Your name is Dave you are 58 and you are looking for a dogging partner? You don't have a doll do you?

Excellent work. How do you know where to start when the thing comes in looking like it did?

Don't build me up. I'll only disappoint.

When I said i wanted something special for xmas you never had to give me AIDS! So I officially posted the most useless post ever!

You click on something somewhere up the top in one of the things I think. Normal fee = £10 Pics of you = £10 but you get special membership status.

You are more like a wet salmon than a shark now.

you were one of the best man!

Nothing wrong with being dirty.

All pictures are taken on my iPhone5 i have this problem. Somethimes the mother loves me more than she should and I end up in her bed. Not my fault though.

Please show the young lady some respect. You can't just date like that, how do you know her parents would love you? That reminds me of a story.... It was a few weeks ago and I was walking through the woods alone when I saw some sort of religous ceremony going on, they were burning a cross...

Sorry about the quality it was taken on my iPhone

St Annes?

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Hi x did you miss me? I won't tell him if you don't.

Hi, Welcome, Howdy, Bonjour, Goo'day, Ola, blah blah blah As you can tell by my great knowledge of foreign languages above I am a well travelled man, I often help right the world of wrongs, only last month whilst shark fishing in the pacific I came a across a stranded boat of refugees who were...

Holiday inn. They got an offer on. Free bottle of sparkling wine on arrival.

That made no sense! If you want a lift no probs. Really? it said 5th or 11th? I thought

Sorry i was to lazy to look through! Thats good for me, I just booked a weekend away on the 25th and paniced it might have been moved later!

Quick question.... What date did we settle on?

Raped and killed by the AA man. RIP fella.

Has the nice AA man put some petrol in the car and gave you a jump start yet?

I was also trying to help Will. You won't get banned. I will. Its standard procedure.

lol at all the PMs I'm playing hard to get. You have to PM me of pics of you in your panties

No petrol and now the batteries flat. You sure need some panties shot to keep you going. Don't die on us.

Sex is like a race. No points for second place. lol did the tool run out of petrol? I forgot about him!

SSSSSssssssshhhhh don't say it to loud. All those sharks from GC will be over here perving!

French Knickers please. Choice of a lady. He has been reincarnated under a new name to hide from the point police.

Will just said the AA rang and they are only going to be 5 minutes. You better hurry up and post pics or you'll come secodn and forever be a loser. I always cum first and I'm a hero.

Lets have a game. See if jen can get a picture up of herself in her knickers before the AA arrives to fix Wills car.

He wants to get his car started, not unlock your knickers;)