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LOL at sunshine. Told.

Do you go round it with a magnifying glass when she brings it back? She can't be very good looking if she gets out the car and all you see is that little graze.

Should really be able to lean into the corners now.

What part of JD did you have in your mouth to spit?

At least you won't have to help half naked women pick me up off the floor.

I've had birds saying that to me about sex for the last 15 years!

Title: The cool kids told me I owned one of them Bill Gates computers, the girls didn't like it at Hooters, The cool kids all had a Mac, they got the geeky girls in the sack, So I went bought a Mac, it was pretty cack, Now I've infected it via my ball sack.

flol at managing to infect your mac with chlamydia. Just go more careful when wanking.

I'd love to be able to do something like that but I'm lacking in skills, ability, patience, and I don't like getting dirty. Excellent work.

Just checking you knew! You can't just jump the queue there is a waiting list!

Someone has written on your foot?

That Squirel must have some nuts.

1:14 come on own up CS'er

With gravy.

Bit of a cheesy meet?

Adamina, the femine version of Adam?

Hi Adam This is your boss. Get the f**k back to work. Only kidding, welcome.

lol at saying it had a front end respray due to stone chips then having a front end smash later on requiring a new bonnet and headlght and grill

What do the PH forums say? Surely they wouldn't just do this without saying anything.

Don't you get a choice between a standard advert (free) and a premium one which costs? did a few months ago when i did it.

First you were going to frame it and now you are criticsing the flow? Most of Picasso's work was pretty s**t and looked like it was done by a toddler. You obviously don't have the artistic eye to know a maserpiece. Critque noted though will try harder next time.

I'm still learning, poetry just comes from my soul.

I want to rip your head off, leave no limbs attached You're a worthless piece of s**t, who slept around behind my back You are so pretty on the outside, but so ugly from within You shagged that dyke from Fife, you are just a dirty low life.

No worries, its early work. Glad you liked it.

That isn't my style, this is a place for cars and car enthusiasts. Just been reading alot of poetry lately. Its my new hobbie. I'm pretty new to writing, just trying to get my work out there.

Sun is hot, wind is cold. I hope forever you never grow old. When you were born a goddess became. My heart begins to sing at the mention of your name. Your kindness so soft, so softer than leather. I always shall thank the heavens for the birth of you, Heather. Welcome along Heather I'm the...

CS millionaires only look at GT3s

Have i fallen asleep and woken up in 2036? £52,000 is not cheap is it?

Re: i had skidded today and my front passenger wheel hit the curb then the back wheel Why bring my sexuality in to it?

Re: i had skidded today and my front passenger wheel hit the curb then the back wheel Winner! How do you know it was Fairy Liquid and not some other brand of generic washing up liquid or did it make your tyres all soft?