1. bribe some swans with last nights prawn crackers
2. kneel down very close 2 them
3. poo pants while swans get extremely close behind you
4. take some quick snaps making sure no1 parks either side of ur car
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/Essexlad_Dave/me%20new%20pics/car6.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/Essexlad_Dave/me%20new%20pics/car5.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/Essexlad_Dave/me%20new%20pics/car2.jpg
car is forsale in forsale section
gd old swans, nice green grass aswell