Big Iain, East Kilbride, 22:50

[Davey C]

I'm almost certain it was you in the Blue Pug.

I was driving the dark blue Beemer 3 series Touring you overtook on the Dual Carriageway just after the Murray Roundabout.
With a modified Focus on a private plate on yer behind.

Passed you both though before the roundabout at centre west.

Focus was a bit cheeky up my bum on the roundabout actually. Handling on the estate ain't quite up to the 182, so have to be sensible. Once we got onto the dual carriageway he completely let off though.

I pulled into the BP station at KFC for fuel for the trek back to Gardenhall.

Was it indeed yourself?

 

[Alan]

It was Iain matey...he paged me saying he rinsed some neds in a Focy..

 

[Big Iain]

Yeah, caught!! Was gutted it wasnt fast enough for a play. made more noise than it did speed lol

Just oot for my paper!

 

[Davey C]

"Paged" - Ha!

Musta been then.
Neds in the focus were strange.
Right up the arse of an estate car on a roundabout, then as soon as i put the foot down, ducked for cover in the inside lane. Weirdos.

Hunners of ned mobiles out tonight actually. Carnage.

 

[Big Iain]

yeah seen lots of blue led side lights tonight, few dodgy ironing board spoilers too!

 

[Alan]

'dem boiz in the fvckus be packin heat n tingz bladd, gotta be careful up dat EK'

 

[Davey C]

Yeah, caught!! Was gutted it wasnt fast enough for a play. made more noise than it did speed lol

Just oot for my paper!

Aye, the c0ck at the wheel was driving with his windaes down...
"Haw, listen to the noise off my system and aw that!!"
Cue, Senga in the back creaming herself.

Approach to the roundabout he's got the clutch down, revving the nuts of it so it makes a boom. T**t.
Smoked by you, then worse by a BMW estate. God, he must feel like a big man!

Looks like you can't even go out for a paper without being watched!

 

[Android]

Theres a guy in east kilbride with a liquid yellow 182, stays right next to my ex girlfriend. Its well nice , i cant even remember what street it is haha, used to have like blck and chrome alloys a think, but changed them back to standard anthracite ones.

 

[rctempire]

Musta been then.
Neds in the focus were strange.
Right up the arse of an estate car on a roundabout, then as soon as i put the foot down, ducked for cover in the inside lane. Weirdos.

Hunners of ned mobiles out tonight actually. Carnage.

Hamilton was on last night, as it is every sunday. Then they all meet at McDonalds for "nosh" and "burnouts".

I passed McDs around 11 last night and it was heaving with cars.

 

[Ross M]

damn it .... missed out on the fun times

 

[Kiev85]

Theres a guy in east kilbride with a liquid yellow 182, stays right next to my ex girlfriend. Its well nice , i cant even remember what street it is haha, used to have like blck and chrome alloys a think, but changed them back to standard anthracite ones.

that not the one for sale...

up the slums of long calderwood....where the "boaby" rules supreme...

p.s

racing is cool man...colin mcrae does it...oh wait..

 

[Alan]

FPMSL, you are a comedy genius son ^

'where the boaby rules supreme'...

 

[Kiev85]

FPMSL, you are a comedy genius son ^

'where the boaby rules supreme'...

u've obviously not been up the arse of ek before...its like some degraded eastern block city...

i chased some cuntz up ther maaannn....

got right heavyweight on their asses aswell...

raH...ya bass

 

[Alan]

Aye, mate of mine stays in the C'wood...in the new houses just off the roundabout at the kilbride arms...

 

[Kiev85]

Aye, mate of mine stays in the C'wood...in the new houses just off the roundabout at the kilbride arms...

thats practically bran'CUM'hall...c-wood g young team byob gtf

btw..they are sinking those houses...built on a big clatty bog...hope they dont have too much trouble...

 

[Alan]

Aye just round from brancumhall mate lol..

You might ken the boy...goes by the name Gary Stewart, ken's Lambie..

 

[Kiev85]

Aye just round from brancumhall mate lol..

You might ken the boy...goes by the name Gary Stewart, ken's Lambie..

lambies a chopper...haha, dont think i rec the name...wasnt in my year...mite have went to one of them..

"non-denominational" poverty schools with low grades and shite fighting capabilities...

st brides young team ya bass

 

[Alan]

Aye Gary went to Hunter mate..