Bizarre job description.

[DaveDreads]

Whilst checking various websites for work I came accross this.:S

Description: I looking for the photographer job. I need a somebody who really know help me. I am a hard work and my camera really my life. I don`t know what am I do? Actually now I am alone so I need a help! I looking for the one person who want assistant. I don`t know what am I say now because I know to much people want be. I want because I really hear and see what is it a work! thank you! Ivett Titz

http://www.photographers.co.uk/html/photography-jobs.cfm?VacantWanted=W

 

[Andy.]

LOL. I am guessing that they're not native english.

http://www.worky.com/profile-ivett

I am really great person and very like working in Dublin. I like new life. New country, new friend, so I like stay long time.

If somebody help me after I am a best work! I am experience cleaning, housekeeping. Started anytime perfect. I am a best!