There was me & Squirt making our way down a country road near home when a Volvo towing a horse box comes along, I got right over as far as possible without going in the hedge & the b**ch came towards me, then I realised she hadnt a clue how to drive & just as the volvo cleared me she started to pull back in & ....CRUNCH!!! Horse nox in side of car? I could not even get out for a minute as I thought she had taken the rear valance off but anger overcame me & out I jumped. Could not believe my eyes when I saw NO damage ! Spooky. Then when I looked closer saw she had taken a chunk out of the brand new alloys. They had actually saved the car.
The tart would not get out of the car but sent her snotty husband up to me. By now I think I was in shock a bit & told him he would have to pay for refurb of wheel. I stupidly only took his name & number which turned out to be dud. b****cks.
p.s anyone live in sawbridgeworth & know a pale blue volvo estate with a dipsh*t driving it?