Mondeo STTDCI
Was driving along the A13 this morning at 9.30, wanting to come off the Becton slip.
Sat in a queue of stationary traffic at the lights, until I got past some road traffic cones which meant I could "clip in" to what is going to be a bus lane (but isnt yet). Accelerating up from stand still in my 1.2 isnt very exciting but nonetheless, I got up to about 30mph in second gear when a moped appears from the queue of traffic to my right. He is actually horizontally going through the gap and he comes straight out in front of me.
I slammed the brakes on but it wasnt enough so I made the excruciating decision to kerb the car to try to avoid th moped. Managed to hit both kerb and moped at the same time, the moped ending up BEHIND my car.
I jumped out and approached the 2 riders "WHAT WERE YOU TWO f**kING PLAYING AT?!"
At which point one of them took off his helmet, and decided to leg it. I grabbed his mate round the collar to stop him legging it as well whilst I called 999.
Waited around 5-10mins for the Cops to arrive, with the moped rider begging me to tell them he was the passenger, and offering me his mates address if we could do a "deal". I told him that unless he had £500 in his back pocket - no deal.
Cops arrived at which point some random bloke came walking up from the distance - with the other moped rider with his arm up his back STILL carrying his helmet. Apparently he was hiding on a grass verge watching only 50 yards away.
Turns out the driver was 15, uninsured, obviously no license, and the moped (one of those red and white sh*tters) was stolen - no, sorry, they "found it".
So I just wrecked 2 x 17" OZ Super Ts. Have a 4inch gash in my front bumper (easily repaired) and have already paid out for wheel alignment and balancing etc to the tune of £130.
All cos 2 little sh*tS who shoulda been in school were f**king about with a stolen ped. b******s.