I upset lusty clio yesterday

[lusty v-tec]

Ive been thinking about selling lusty clio for a 182 perhaps. Yesterday whilst washing her I was talking to my dad about my idea for changing the car and im sure lusty clio was listening.

I say this becuase I didnt drive her yesterday at all, but this morning at 7:00am I went to start her and nothing happened.
So tried again and I could her here trying to fire but she just wasnt having any of it.

After 5 attempts and begging her to start for me she finally forgives me and starts perfectly reving up and down all by herself for a few seconds.

I thought I was off the hook then afetr going to the gym I went to unlock her and she wouldnt open up for me. Again it took 5 pushes of the button for her to let me in.

Is she trying to tell me something as this has never happened before?

Im dreading what she will do to me when i try to drive home tonight!!

Thaughts?

 

[Chewy]

witchcraft!!!

 

[DebV6]

Spooky! lol

 

[Leeshez]

Diggin her heels in and does not want to go.

 

[al]

Is lusty male of female?

...that is where your answer lies!

 

[Laura]

cars SOOOOO no when they are being sold, my 1.2 really started playing up the week before it went, was honest n told the new owner... shes not had a single problem

 

[lusty v-tec]

Im a boy. Lusty clio is definately a girl, based on the way she behaved with me today.

I just know that when i come to sell her and a punter comes round to test drive her, she will play up and wont start for me.

I think i pamper her too much and shes become attached to me and doesnt want me to leave her.

Im convinced that some cars have personalities and feelings

 

[al]

She's female, thats why lol.......

Has she got a b/f yet?

 

[lusty v-tec]

She's female, thats why lol.......

Has she got a b/f yet?

She thinks im it

 

[Ads_172]

No, cars are inanimate objects and have no brain, feelings, emotions or opinions... don't be stupid.

Only joking, cars are like women, they're stubborn buggers.

 

[lusty v-tec]

No, cars are inanimate objects and have no brain, feelings, emotions or opinions... don't be stupid.

Only joking, cars are like women, they're stubborn buggers.

you are right- how can a lump of metal have feelings?? its impossible, yet i think today was a bit too much of a coincidence. It really spooked me out.

Surely if she wants me to stay she should be amazing me with 100% reliability and increased performance. like women though- shes impossible to read or predict

 

[al]

She's female, thats why lol.......

Has she got a b/f yet?

She thinks im it

Oh dear........you need to sort that matey!

Get her out to meet some "boy clios" lol it works wonders pmsl

 

[lusty v-tec]

She thinks im it

Oh dear........you need to sort that matey!

Get her out to meet some "boy clios" lol it works wonders pmsl

your right. She seems to have a thing for evo 8's though. Every time one passes us I feel a surge of power as she tries to catch up with it and suduce it. I think its becuase their muscular and tough looking and performing.

She acts like a right sl*g sometimes lol.

 

[Scutch]

This is just a stab in the dark, but have you stuck your penis up another cars exhaust pipe? They tend to get very jealous over that.

EDIT : I mean... I saw it on TV once. Yeah, TV. Urgh it was horrible etc. Phew...

 

[lusty v-tec]

This is just a stab in the dark, but have you stuck your penis up another cars exhaust pipe? They tend to get very jealous over that.

EDIT : I mean... I saw it on TV once. Yeah, TV. Urgh it was horrible etc. Phew...

If i wanted that sort of thing then lusty would be no good becuase she has a 6 by 3 inch tailpipe so i wouldnt feel very much. lol.

You seem to talk from personal experience lol.

 

[Ads_172]

LMAO, you saw THAT on TV? I'm sure that kinda stuff is Pay Per View.

 

[Scutch]

This is just a stab in the dark, but have you stuck your penis up another cars exhaust pipe? They tend to get very jealous over that.

EDIT : I mean... I saw it on TV once. Yeah, TV. Urgh it was horrible etc. Phew...

If i wanted that sort of thing then lusty would be no good becuase she has a 6 by 3 inch tailpipe so i wouldnt feel very much. lol.

You seem to talk from personal experience lol.

Look, I was living on hard times!

I mean...my mate was. Yeah... that guy was a right card.

LMAO, you saw THAT on TV? I'm sure that kinda stuff is Pay Per View.

£9.99 for 1 months subscription, with access to 3 car buggery related movies a night and a yearly subscription to Car does Dallas magazine. According to my mate obviously... ahem.

 

[lusty v-tec]

If i wanted that sort of thing then lusty would be no good becuase she has a 6 by 3 inch tailpipe so i wouldnt feel very much. lol.

You seem to talk from personal experience lol.

Look, I was living on hard times!

I mean...my mate was. Yeah... that guy was a right card.

LMAO, you saw THAT on TV? I'm sure that kinda stuff is Pay Per View.

£9.99 for 1 months subscription, with access to 3 car buggery related movies a night and a yearly subscription to Car does Dallas magazine. According to my mate obviously... ahem.

What cars did u...... i mean your mate go for when he was in that phase?

 

[Scutch]

^ Couple of Range Rovers, a Yugo, 2 Renault Twingo's and a Ford Transit

 

[lusty v-tec]

^ Couple of Range Rovers, a Yugo, 2 Renault Twingo's and a Ford Transit

their not sexy cars. ferraris have nice tight exhaust pipes

 

[tommyboy]

lol at scutch!

 

[gazbenger]

are you having a jiff?

 

[Mike_182]

My Smart behaved impeccably last week before she went, despite a knackered clutch!

 

[Timmay]

give her a quicky polish and she'll behave herself again

 

[lusty v-tec]

give her a quicky polish and she'll behave herself again

i spent 5 hours last weekend polishing and waxing her but did she appreciate it.............obviously not. lol

 

[DynamiqueDebz]

Give her some well earned flattery and buy her a brand new battery. I bet she'll love you loads again then. lol

 

[Dave]

Trust me. You NEED to change your username mate.

 

[lusty v-tec]

Trust me. You NEED to change your username mate.

I want to change it but am worried people wont remember me. It seemed fun having that username at the start but now i think it makes me look like a d1ck

 

[al]

Trust me...........we'll remember you!

 

[lusty v-tec]

Trust me...........we'll remember you!

thanks, you guys are the best. :drunk:

 

[*Mike182*]

pmsl how can a car know what your thinking what a pile of toffee lol

 

[lusty v-tec]

pmsl how can a car know what your thinking what a pile of toffee lol

like i say..... you guys are the best, your so supportive lol.

 

[Urban]

Ive never read a funnier post in my life...im in stitches laughing

 

[lusty v-tec]

Ive never read a funnier post in my life...im in stitches laughing

Why do my posts just make people laugh.

This is a serious problem I have with the car. lol

 

[Chewy]

give "her" a wash and a polish.. show her some love (not exhuast love), and she'll stop being a tart

 

[Urban]

LOL its one funny post i was in Uni earlier showing it to the class and everyone was killing themselves laughing even the lecture! Sorry to hear about your wife/girlfriend not behaving :rasp:

 

[lanky]

Trust me. You NEED to change your username mate.

I want to change it but am worried people wont remember me. It seemed fun having that username at the start but now i think it makes me look like a d1ck

Change your username, and put "lusty clio" under "car"

 

[mini-valver]

Or "another hoe that does'nt appreciate me"

 

[GinandGasoline]

it's a CAR, next you'll be telling us how you've decided to fit a carpet in the garage so the CAR can stay snuggled and warm

 

[lusty v-tec]

it's a CAR, next you'll be telling us how you've decided to fit a carpet in the garage so the CAR can stay snuggled and warm

I hadnt thought of that one, cheers. Perhaps I should get some heaters, which i can position at the front of the car so they blow hot air into the engine bay. I could switch them on 15 mins before starting her then she wont have any problems having to start from cold.

Good thinking mate.