I would just like to say....

[Lee]

Me, shaven, never. I saw American Pie the wedding. I cringed as he shaved his.

 

[Turkish]

fine waxing it is then lee, you know he likes you bald head to toe and its his birthday so dont be such a big baby

 

[steveV6]

True story:

Ive been away for the weekend, Worthing and Littlehampton (no coments about the second resort please!), anyway the local Spoons had a beer on as a guest ale called "Fortyniner" so as you can imagine when ordering a pint i was asking the barmaids for a pint of "owe me twenty", but none of the thick bitches got it! As the session went on I kept asking for "owe me twenty" evenwhen being served by a male member of the bar staff. The worrying thing was, he got the joke, and with a little glint in his eye and a half cheeky smile he said "ill owe you twenty anytime". Needless to say, that last pint went down very quickly and I was out of there!

 

[Lee]

If its edible wax you and Steve can chew any left over wax off.

 

[Turkish]

last pint of what went down very quickly? let me guess you were round the bar with your mouth on his pump quicker then you could say owe me 20 ?

 

[steveV6]

Yes Loony, your quite correct, it was a unusual pint, very cloudy, sometimes a bit lumpy and had a strange salty nutty aftertaste

 

[steveV6]

Birthday over!!

Bed time now, think my promise will be a non-starter, oh well, bring on Christmas!

Night girls xxx.

 

[Turkish]

night mate, im off too, lee said if im not upstairs in 5 minutes he wont tuck me in