LOL! My friends Dad had a very bad accident one day. His mum made him promise to never get one again so long as she lives. He's currently waiting for her to pop her clogs so he can get another.
The bike was about a quarter of the length it should have been after the crash. Punctured a lung, tore his spleen, broke both legs, most ribs, few cracked vertebrae, one arm and his foot. A drunk driver pulled out on him and he got t-boned. My friend was supposed to be going out on the back of it that day but felt a bit sick in the morning so stayed home, then his dad decided to go a different route than usual.
Strange turn of events really but he's lucky to be alive. I remember going to the hospital that night with my mate and it was horrific. He was conscious and was about to go into theater so asked the doctor what his chances were to which the doctors response was "if there's anything you need to say to your family, now is the time to do it".
Pretty scary looking back.
