Is it me or....

[cupking]

When a girl asks what car you drive and you say a Clio 172, they never seem to have a clue what it is. I dont even bother mentioning the cup bit as that would confuse them even more!!

 

[Tom]

I just say clio.

 

[Dan##]

women! cant live with em, cant shoot em!

 

[McBunny]

erm dunno most know what it is to some extent a little french shopping trolly

 

[JillyB]

Quote: Originally posted by Tomclio182 on 05 May 2004

I just say clio.

a what?

 

[Smokey]

Quote: Originally posted by ClioDan on 05 May 2004

women! cant live with em, cant shoot em!



Yeah ya can, your load in there face

 

[Daz]

hah.

"Clio Williams"

- "Oh, the F1 team?"

"Yea.. something like that"

 

[jon_r]

"Tell me Jonathan, why does your numberplate say CUP?"

Ive heard that from about twenty people.

 

[supasexyspeedy]

LMFAO depends where shes from, i mean if ya talkin essex lie and say u gotta xr3i or RS turbo, they will be foaming at the mouth to be between ya legs, and when shes sees the cup she wont say anything coz shel be too busy with her gums round ya plums!

 

[powelly]

I just say clio (not that i have a 172 lol) but trying to explain mods to a girl is really funny!!!

I just dont go into detail lol!

Vix

 

[David]

i just say clio too... explaining mods is quite amusing... i say i do stuff to it to make it mort sporty and they go o right ur a boyracer then...to that i just nod and leave.

 

[_Tom]

Girl:- What do you drive?

Me:- Renault Clio

Girl:- Ha ha! Thats a girls car
Me:-

 

[supasexyspeedy]

god you lot, y dont ya teach ya woman some manners, its only polite to educate her in ya motor, so she wont embarasse herself down the pub the next weekend...and every other weekend

 

[iPap]

You lot dont have to say "Fiat Uno"

My friends dad said "oh yer not bad a bit dated, we had one on holiday as a hire car a few years back".

I just replied "yer".

 

[Tom]

Quote: Originally posted by JillyB on 05 May 2004

Quote: Originally posted by Tomclio182 on 05 May 2004

I just say clio.

a what?



*SLAP*

You know where the kettle is.

 

[toms123]

My bird sees the word renault and instantly thinks its crap - if it doesnt say ferrari or audi, or porsche or something she just jokes about it- i have a nice example of a valver that goes really well and she just sl*gs it off - want to slap her for it - just coz mummy has an audi TT 225 that daddy bought to shut her up coz she is a moaning tart. Went out in a V6 TT the other day - very dissapointed - just felt boring!

 

[badinvincible]

Quote: Originally posted by 1.8_16v_Clio on 05 May 2004


Girl:- What do you drive?

Me:- Renault Clio

Girl:- Ha ha! Thats a girls car





^^^yeah, i get that a lot too, i remember i used to work this bloke(got sacked, nuff said) he was bigging up his mates 136 brake escort what topped out at 147mph (???) he was like "clio? thats a girls car!" then i mentioned the 172 part and what it meant and he shut up, c**t even had the cheek to ask for a lift too

 

[jon_r]

Right if anybody needs me ill be in Essex.

 

[toms123]

im coming with you....

 

[cupking]

Some bloke got all funny the other week when I mentioned cars to this bird. He said bet you wouldnt beat me mate i said what have you got then He said TVR Chimera I said bet I would mate he said what you got then I said Noble GTO he said fair enough

For a change I couldnt compete so might as well lie!!!!

 

[cliosportcraig]

Quote: Originally posted by cupking on 05 May 2004


Some bloke got all funny the other week when I mentioned cars to this bird. He said bet you wouldnt beat me mate i said what have you got then He said TVR Chimera I said bet I would mate he said what you got then I said Noble GTO he said fair enough

For a change I couldnt compete so might as well lie!!!!

LMFAO.... classic

 

[toms123]

If you raced him he would have broken down anyway....... or a wheel would have fallen off, steering wheel would have come off, engine would have dropped out etc - made of poo and wee tvrs are!

 

[supasexyspeedy]

lol my bloke has tried to educate me but he just takes the piss sayin i should follow his lead n get a jap car!

 

[toms123]

ah yes but you are a bird - therefore you are only aloud to drive 1.1 peugot 106s to 1.4 maximum incase you crash (which you will, or at least cause one)

 

[supasexyspeedy]

my reply...give me the money and i will

and you know what he neva does...

besides a pug gti as a first car aint bad..only smacked it once lol

 

[toms123]

LOL, my bro just got one of his mate FOR FREE! Was in a state but its cleaned up really nice - last time it was taxed was in 1994!!! only the 1.6 tho - not bad tho not bad

 

[supasexyspeedy]

What is the fastest time that Performance GTi magazine timed one of its R5 GT Turbos from 0-60mph during a shoot out last year? lol

mines only a 1.6 but i f**ked it, bent the rear beam or the chassi, either way it crabs up the road with the back end pokin out at a weird angle

 

[toms123]

Woman! Earn some respect for your poorly car! Get a pug 106 1.1 and do the shopping!

 

[supasexyspeedy]

LMFAO the cheek! i was looking at mr2 mk1s, valvers and 1.9 gtis before i settled on a rsi..my bloke was gonna give me his old supra mk3..but that was before my lil incident..

 

[toms123]

ok,ok, you MAY have a valver if you want. But you have to treat it nicely and promise never to break it. Do you promise?

 

[supasexyspeedy]

lol i promise, it would be my baby that i would keep for a couple of years to build up some much needed NCs, but i dont have the dosh

 

[toms123]

Poor you! Just ask the boyf for some dosh in the correct manner (if you know wot i mean) oh, and i can be persuaded too.....

 

[supasexyspeedy]

lmao, well i would but he has some fines to pay off, something bout racing on a public highway and other speeding offences... should be finished soon so ill give him something to remember..

speaking of which, who here has record top speed whilst recieving/giving head?!

 

[Yugguy]

The missus did a gillian taylforth once but I couldnt concentrate on it cos I was paranoid about the cops arriving.

 

[Pete]

Dont know what the problem is, the girl I went out with saturday knew what a 172 was.

 

[Dave H]

"Dont worry about it love.......you wont be getting a go!"

If they say please l say,"do you like chicken?"

They say,"yes,why?"

I say,"well suck on this ....its foul!"

 

[supasexyspeedy]

oOoOo she sounds like a keeper...shes special

 

[cupking]

RALLYPUG that lines nearly as good as:

Do you like Jewelary?

Yes

Suck on this its a Gem!

 

[Lagerlout]

Quote: Originally posted by cupking on 05 May 2004


RALLYPUG that lines nearly as good as:

Do you like Jewelary?

Yes

Suck on this its a Gem!

Class..... "Do you like Beef?"

"Suck this, its Dripping"