So a friend of mine owns a Porsche and she is epic enough that she invited me along to the launch of the new 911 at the Cardiff Porsche dealership and I certainly wasn't going to turn it down!
I arrived first as she was running late and as soon as I turned up they knew I didn't belong and I felt out of place there to be honest, anybody on here who knows me knows this is not the sort of place you'd normally find me!
Plus there were way too many blokes who made car sound effects when telling me about their driving stories. - I'm good like.
I had no intention of purchasing anything so I just wandered around, ate the food and sat in a few cars I couldn't really afford.
I told a salesman that I drove an M3 but when he went off on the "family cars with big engines" speech I went into full bellend mode and told him my family made their fortunes making monocle-lenses in Omsk and fed him as much crap as I could think of till he buggered off.
After that the dealership manager and an area manager talked about something, there were some lights and a few pretty videos and then the covers were drawn off the new 911s.
It wasn't a press event so I had to be subtle with my phone so some of the photos might be a shade w**k, but you get the gist.
They had the Carrera, the Carrera S, the Targa and a few other toys to sit in and touch.
As you've guessed I have no real expertise on these cars so if you want to know a few more things about the new range you can check it out here.
Have a gander.
I arrived first as she was running late and as soon as I turned up they knew I didn't belong and I felt out of place there to be honest, anybody on here who knows me knows this is not the sort of place you'd normally find me!
Plus there were way too many blokes who made car sound effects when telling me about their driving stories. - I'm good like.
I had no intention of purchasing anything so I just wandered around, ate the food and sat in a few cars I couldn't really afford.
I told a salesman that I drove an M3 but when he went off on the "family cars with big engines" speech I went into full bellend mode and told him my family made their fortunes making monocle-lenses in Omsk and fed him as much crap as I could think of till he buggered off.
After that the dealership manager and an area manager talked about something, there were some lights and a few pretty videos and then the covers were drawn off the new 911s.
It wasn't a press event so I had to be subtle with my phone so some of the photos might be a shade w**k, but you get the gist.
They had the Carrera, the Carrera S, the Targa and a few other toys to sit in and touch.
As you've guessed I have no real expertise on these cars so if you want to know a few more things about the new range you can check it out here.
Have a gander.
