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As you can tell by my great knowledge of foreign languages above I am a well travelled man, I often help right the world of wrongs, only last month whilst shark fishing in the pacific I came a across a stranded boat of refugees who were sinking. The boat was full of women and children all about to fall into the shark infested water. This didn't bother me, I dove in an managed to rescue everyone onboard. At the same time I fought off 32 bull sharks, 3 great whites, 2 lepoard sharks and a lesser spotted poison turtle. i did this without thinking, using my massive strength to win the day. Maybe we should go for a drink. Your parents would love me.
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