Saturday's "The Unit" Attendance list.

[Tyler@Ultimate]

I need to leave at 12 Akay, you better turn up beforehand

 

[Hixle]

oOOooohhhh, Luke does. Not sure he'll know how to get them off, mind.

I do?

Once they're off in future Dan I'll post them to France for you.

 

[Revels]

Lol. I need them for tomorrow.

I bought some from Wests but they haven't arrived.

 

[AK]

I need to leave at 12 Akay, you better turn up beforehand

Moi?

 

[Rob]

He needed them Saturday. I'm not sure if I could stretch to explaining how to remove those.

Moi?

No, the other AK.

 

[TheEvilGiraffe]

Lol. I need them for tomorrow.

I bought some from Wests but they haven't arrived.

Need ? Really ?!

Are you incapable of removing a wheel, putting a spacer on and popping the wheel back on when you are back in France ?

Caliper is 2 bolts.

Fly Fred out to do it for you, if you really are a spacktard.

 

[Revels]

I'm a French version of Luke.

It goes the other side of the brakes though, doesn't it?

If it's wheel side, then of course. But I don't think it is.

 

[Hixle]

If I wasn't in a rush tonight I'd give it a go, but need to be at a restaurant by 8 otherwise the OH will rip my balls off.

 

[Rob]

Removing the wheel, undoing the brake caliper, undoing the hubnut, removing the disc, fitting spacer, and reverse.

I'd say yes.

 

[Rob]

I'm a French version of Luke.

It goes the other side of the brakes though, doesn't it?

If it's wheel side, then of course. But I don't think it is.

I told you to have them posted to my house you spaz.

f**king island post.

 

[AK]

Just booking tickets. What train station is nearest the unit for the way back? There's a few in Tilsbury IIRC

 

[Revels]

I told you to have them posted to my house you spaz.

f**king island post.

I didn't think one day wouldn't have made much difference with a week of time.

 

[Rob]

Booking? WTF is wrong with you?

It must be a scottish thing.

It's zone 5 to sidcup, or you can just get a single to sidcup from wherever. Then just pay for a train home when you're there?

Tilbury is not in a zone.

Tilbury town or tilbury east are OK for the journey home, unless you want to wait for me and get a lift to sidcup?

 

[TheEvilGiraffe]

If I wasn't in a rush tonight I'd give it a go, but need to be at a restaurant by 8 otherwise the OH will rip my balls off.

Get her to doit. I get sash to do sh*t like that. Sod getting dirty !

 

[AK]

Cheaper, innit.

I don't care about Sidcup, lol. That's already booked.

Nevermind I'll just pay the Tilsbury on t'day.

 

[Hixle]

Lol. You're not normal, are you?

 

[Sir_Dave]

Removing the wheel, undoing the brake caliper, undoing the hubnut, removing the disc, fitting spacer, and reverse.

You missed 'hit it with a big f*ck off hammer' ...

 

[Rob]

If you were at Tony's, you'd never ask Luke to use a hammer. Ever.

 

[Hixle]

Fackoff.

 

[AK]

Lol. You're not normal, are you?

No. It's more fun this way.

 

[welshname]

I'm actually looking forward to witnessing first hand just how mechanically retarded Luke is.

Please tell me you got someone to fit the festers coilovers for you. Because I'm feeling pretty unsafe thinking about the evidently ticking time bomb which is my car.

 

[Sir_Dave]

I'm actually looking forward to witnessing first hand just how mechanically retarded Luke is.

Please tell me you got someone to fit the festers coilovers for you. Because I'm feeling pretty unsafe thinking about the evidently ticking time bomb which is my car.

From the look of it, he didnt fit them at all, hence it being on the bumpstops innit.

lowz > suspension.

 

[Hixle]

Mate. You saw the mess behind your headunit. There's no way I was fitting coilovers.

I just stand there looking pretty.

 

[Rob]

Dan, is there no hope of them arriving now? Has the boat been for the day?

 

[welshname]

Mate. You saw the mess behind your headunit. There's no way I was fitting coilovers.

I just stand there looking pretty.

Thank god. The car runs on hopes and dreams as it is!

From the look of it, he didnt fit them at all, hence it being on the bumpstops innit.

lowz > suspension.

Getz da bitchez gushin in maccy D's init.

Anyone who is coming got something I can use to grind these axle spacers down so I can actually fit them?

 

[Revels]

Dan, is there no hope of them arriving now? Has the boat been for the day?

Nope. Post has been. No more post today.

 

[Hixle]

Are you still making the trip Daniel?

 

[Revels]

Yeah, I'm still coming.

I've PM'd Budgie. He might have some in his shed of spares. Colshe is worth a try too.

 

[AK]

Nope. Post has been. No more post today.

You know tomorrow you'll get a 'Sorry you were out' card.

 

[Revels]

Budgie has some but he's not going tomorrow.

Hmmmmms. Who is near him? Anyone?

 

[Revels]

Luke, would you be able to go via Budgie/Chertsey? Lol

 

[AK]

He can't do that unless you update Rob's cryptic thread.

 

[welshname]

Where do they live? If they are kind of en route from mine then I'll drop by and pick them up. I'm already doing a million bazillion miles anyway so a few more out of the way is no bother.

 

[Hixle]

Luke, would you be able to go via Budgie/Chertsey? Lol

I'm happy to mate, but it's all up to Dan! He needs to be back to Bristol sharpish, so it's best if you speak to him.

Flol at this. Mental. CS is awesome.

 

[Revels]

I'm almost as bad with geography as I am with engines.

How far away from you is it?

 

[Budgie]

Want me to draw a map?

 

[Hixle]

It all depends if I'm driving or not too (i.e. if the truck is still broke).

I'd offer to get them tonight but I literally need to be home ASAP to remove seats

 

[TheEvilGiraffe]

Want me to draw a map?

Yes.

 

[Budgie]

I'm on it.

 

[Revels]

A map would be good!!