Darren's a good person to ask when it comes to Windows filth.
Buy a wha...?
As for error messages, it comes up with Windows failed to start and gives the option to enter safe mode etc. This just sets it going in a loop bringing up the same Windows failed page and the option to enter safe mode.
Tried all three options of safe mode and various other things but it will not go any further.
You rang?
Da - if you want to drop it off at my work, I'll have a look at it for you?
I won't be able to look at it until next week, but the offer's there...
D.