Saw a post about renault customer services being bad, maybe you want to send them this? And yes I do have alot of time on my hands at the moment.
Eminem Lyrics / Eminem feat. Dido - Stan
[volume gradually grows over raindrop background]
Chorus by Dido:
My tea’s gone cold, Im wondering why I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window and I cant see at all
And even if I could itd all be grey, but your picture on my wall
It reminds me that its not so bad
Its not so bad
[full volume with beat right after "thunder" noise]
Chorus by Dido:
My teas gone cold, Im wondering why I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window and I cant see at all
And even if I could itd all be grey, but your picture on my wall
It reminds me that its not so bad
Its not so bad
[Eminem as Stan]
Dear Renault, I wrote but you still aint callin
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got em
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot em
but anyways; f*ck it, how’s my car? You found the problem?
My girlfriend had the fault too, took it to her father
He fixed it quick, he owns a garage on the corner
maybe I’ll call her?
I read about this problem, it worries me, I’m sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some switch that didn’t warm him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but Im your biggest fan
I’ve have a cup, a 172, I even tried the new megane
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like the car you did with Frank too, that sh*t was fat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Stan
Chorus by Dido:
My teas gone cold, Im wondering why I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window and I cant see at all
And even if I could itd all be grey, but your picture on my wall
It reminds me that its not so bad
Its not so bad
[Eminem as Stan]
Dear Renault, you still aint called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I aint mad - I just think its F*CKED UP you dont answer fans
If you didnt want to speak on the phone last week
you didnt have to, but least say when its ready or give a clue
That’s my new car man, it’s only one year old
I waited in the queue to speak to you,
four hours and you just said, "No."
Thats pretty sh*tty man – its like you’re f*ckin’ idle
My girlfriend wants the car back, she wants it more than I do
I aint that mad though, I just dont like bein lied to
Remember when I called in Friday, around about half past two?
You said you’d write back – see I like my car in every way
I never knew it faster neither
I used to always race my friends CTR and beat her
I can relate to speed in my car and listen to some songs
So when I have a sh*tty day, I drive away and put a CD on
Cause I don’t really got sh*t else
So that sh*t helps when I’m depressed
I even got the tattoo ‘Renault Sport’ across my chest
Sometimes I put my foot down to blow cars into the weeds
Its like adrenaline, the speed is such a sudden rush for me
See, all your cars are fast, and I respect cause you make them
My girlfriends jealous cause I polish my car 24/7
But she don’t know you like I know you Renault, no one does
She wants me to get a Cupra R and get rid of the Clio cup
You’ve got to call me man
Ill be the biggest fan you’ll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Stan
P.S. Will I ever get my car back?
Chorus by Dido:
My teas gone cold, Im wondering why I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window and I cant see at all
And even if I could itd all be grey, but your picture on my wall
It reminds me that its not so bad
Its not so bad
[Eminem as Stan]
Dear Mister-Im-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans,
thisll be the last car I ever buy from your ass
Its been six months and still no car - I dont deserve it?
I know you got my last two letters;
I wrote the addresses on em perfect
So this is my cassette Im sending you, I hope you hear it
Im in the faulty car right now, Im doing 90 on the freeway
Hey Renault, I’m off to SEAT, you dare me to test drive?
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"
about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning
but didnt, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him?
Thats how this is, Renault UK could have rescued me from drowning
Now its too late – I’m set on a Leon now, you’re lousy
and all I wanted was a poxy letter or a call
I hope you know I ripped +ALL+ of your pictures off the wall
I love you Renault, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you cant sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you cant sleep and you SCREAM about it
I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you cant BREATHE without me
See Renault; [*screaming*] Shut up b**ch! Im tryin to talk!
Hey Renault, thats your dealership manager in the trunk
but I didnt slit his throat, I just tied him up, see I aint like you
I’m gonna trade in the car and this ass hole goes too
Well, gotta go, Im almost at the Seat garage now
Oh sh*t, no brakes, I guess I now know why that light wont go out?
[*car tires squeal*] [*CRASH*]
.. [*brief silence*] .. [*LOUD splash*]
Chorus by Dido:
My teas gone cold, Im wondering why I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window and I cant see at all
And even if I could itd all be grey, but your picture on my wall
It reminds me that its not so bad
Its not so bad
[Eminem as himself]
Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I’ve been busy
My managers gone missing and nobdoy knows where is he
You said the problem may be with the brakes, or something like that
We didnt find a fault but
Here’s the bill excluding vat
Im sorry I didnt see you at the garage, I musta missed you
Dont think I did that sh*t intentionally just to diss you
We see you’ve modified the engine, is this true?
Isn’t it fast enough?, c’mon-how f*cked up is you?
Your brakes are fine Stan, I think you need some counseling
To help you ass from racing off the lights when you get down some
And whats this sh*t about us meant to be together?
That type of sh*tll make me not want us to meet each other
I really think your car is fine maybe you need another
A 1.2 with less speed so you can treat it better
I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time
Did you know your warrantees expired, this morning at nine?
if you relax a little, when your driving Stan
maybe you wont get so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan
I just dont like all this crazy racing Clio sh*t
I seen this one Clio on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude was speeding and drove his car over a bridge
and had this guy in the trunk, but they never identified the kid
and in the car they found a tape, but they didnt say who it was to
Come to think about, his name was.. it was you
Damn!
