Well it's a silver car and I'm not kidding I thought there were lumps in the laquer from the drips that had landed on the paint. Then I noticed he'd splashed it on and wiped it into all the unpainted plastics too, including the window rubbers and my heart sunk further haha.
I remember srping his car, then egping it, was half way through 476ing and heard 'gloopgloop' and he said "You've been out here ages, I'll help you finish it off" then I saw he was halfway around the bonnet with the srp again....with the wheel cloth ffs!