Thieving c**ts!!

[chrisba]

My car got done over the other night, i was sitting out the back and the car was on the drive at 7.00, it was still light! They put a screwdriver in the window seal and shattered the window then ran off and got into a cavalier and drove off. I got the number plate and went looking for the car, i actually found it in a pub car park round the corner from my house, i know EXACTLY who it was that did it but the car isnt registered to him because hes 16!!My girlfriends handbag was stolen (i know it shouldnt have been in there!) inside the bag was the spare car keys and both our passports. And im going on holidays in just over a week!!

ANY IDEAS ON WHAT I SHOULD DO ABOUT THE KEY SITUATION?

THE BOYS WHO DID IT ARE THE SORT OF PEOPLE THAT WILL COME BACK FOR THE CAR WITHOUT A DOUBT!

 

[MikeC]

change the locks? If you know who it is, have you told the cops? What you gonna do bout the holiday?!?

 

[cliosportcraig]

You can get emergency passports on the day at peterborough but they cost £90 a pop !! Let the police know all that you know and change the locks

 

[DAVE_RSi]

did u ring cops etc, u have a plate, or u could tell them u saw this 16 yr old driving away and u know his name etc and all details and get ur missus 2 say she saw him aswel so its more than just u saying it

also a mystery witness 2 the cav could come in handy *cough*

if anything id make sure u leave ur car at m8s or in a garage of somesort, where its safe and where they dont know where it is

but otherwise sort this lil mailto:w@nker">w@nker out or tlk2 pigs

 

[_Tom]

You know who it is???

I know what id be doing!

 

[Smokey]

diss-connect the brakes and remove all the wheel nuts except 1 on every wheel and loosen the 1 remaining wheel nut mate, that will teach the c**ts

 

[badinvincible]

agreed, take smokeys advice

 

[_Tom]

Or just sit there with a rather large bat till they come back and beat the sh*t out of em!

 

[cliosportcraig]

If i knew the kid id get everyone i knew down and kill the b*****d !! Or pay my uncles mate £100 to shoot him

 

[dangermouse_se]

I wonder how long it takes to replace four tyres, front and rear screens, mirrors and side windows of a CAVALIER ?

When you are in traction...

 

[chrisba]

The police were waiting outside the pub but until he got in the car they couldnt do anything. In the end he just left the car there. So they cant do f**k all about it.

One of my mates hates the boy so hes going to have a word tonite. See if he can get the keys back.

Any ideas on what it would cost to change the locks? Its a new clio so its got remote central locking.

 

[chrisba]

I cant do anything to the car cus its not even his car!!

 

[182_blue]

Quote: Originally posted by chrisba on 02 August 2004


The police were waiting outside the pub but until he got in the car they couldnt do anything. In the end he just left the car there. So they cant do f**k all about it.

One of my mates hates the boy so hes going to have a word tonite. See if he can get the keys back.

Any ideas on what it would cost to change the locks? Its a new clio so its got remote central locking.





new locks and keys all round from renault is going to cost you about £1000.00. ???

 

[dangermouse_se]

Dunno about that, if it was borrowed then do you know who from? They either:

Knew about it and deserve it

or they might want to know that the scrote is using their car as a getaway vehicle

 

[DAVE_RSi]

yea but driver of the car is obviously involved and knows the car was being used 4 that purpose so is in on it,

his own fault, if it was me i wouldnt really give a sh!t who paid aslong as it made me feel better

were u with the police at the pub?? if they just told u he left it there they prob lied, they prob just couldnt b arsed 2 wait so made it up and went 2 catch ppl doing 31mph in a 30

best thing 2 do is take law in2 ur own hands, that way u get keys, passport and revenge and u feel alot better, then keep ur car well out the way while u go on holiday

 

[chrisba]

Quote: Originally posted by 172cup_nut on 02 August 2004

Quote: Originally posted by chrisba on 02 August 2004


The police were waiting outside the pub but until he got in the car they couldnt do anything. In the end he just left the car there. So they cant do f**k all about it.

One of my mates hates the boy so hes going to have a word tonite. See if he can get the keys back.

Any ideas on what it would cost to change the locks? Its a new clio so its got remote central locking.






new locks and keys all round from renault is going to cost you about £1000.00. ???

Thats what i was dreading. b******s. Hes gonna f**king pay big time.

 

[Smokey]

Quote: Originally posted by chrisba on 02 August 2004

I cant do anything to the car cus its not even his car!!

I meant your car mate, then when he comes back to steal it, Crash

 

[langers]

This sounds like a comedy sketch..


I left my g/f hand bag in the passenger seat, inside was a spare set of keys, our passports....... the deeds to my house, golden rings and bracelets.... ingots and goblets jsut sticking out the top....

But anyway... have the police said anything about what they can do?

I am fairly ok where I live, basically next door neighbours are a bunch of pikies and literally saidd to me... "dont worry son.. your car is save"...

 

[chrisba]

Quote: Originally posted by Essexlad_Dave on 02 August 2004


yea but driver of the car is obviously involved and knows the car was being used 4 that purpose so is in on it,

his own fault, if it was me i wouldnt really give a sh!t who paid aslong as it made me feel better

were u with the police at the pub?? if they just told u he left it there they prob lied, they prob just couldnt b arsed 2 wait so made it up and went 2 catch ppl doing 31mph in a 30

best thing 2 do is take law in2 ur own hands, that way u get keys, passport and revenge and u feel alot better, then keep ur car well out the way while u go on holiday

The car was stolen!! I was with the police at the pub yes. They told me to go but i wouldnt move, i stayed there!

 

[DAVE_RSi]

ahhcrap :-(

so spose its ur word against him, unless they bothered 2 get fingerprints and then match them 2 his, but like the pigs r guna do that, would mean doing some real work

like i said b4, take it in2 ur own hands, hes only sum 16 yr old pikey, no1 will miss him

 

[mark266]

chop the little fcukers toes off

 

[mark266]

You gotta stand up for yourself cos the sad truth is no one else will (including the filth)

 

[lincswhite]

batter the fcuk out of him and teach him a lessson, better still when your on your holiday get some one else to do it then you have the perfect alibi





ill do it for the right price!

 

[NickM5c]

First thing to do is go and purchase a few plastic canisters of petrol and a few signal flares. Place a couple of cans of gas (with a flare tied to each can) in the boot, one in the passenger footwell and one in the drivers footwell. Catch the little pikey and give him a bit of a slap about so he is semi-concious. Then tie him in the drivers seat (using rope and gaffer tape) and tie his foot to the accelerater, again using tape. Now using another piece of rope attach one end to the accelerater loop it round the brake and up to the driver head rest so that when you pull the rope the accererater pedal depresses by itself.

Now here comes the tricky bit. Yank the accelerater rope all the way to the bottom and quickly tie it to the headrest. You should find the engine revving quite nicely. Ignite the flares, lean in through the passenger window and slam the thing into gear. Watch as the car roars into the distance with the flares burning through the petrol canisters until both your old car and the chap who vandalised it disappear in a huge explosion (for a good example of this in practice study the film "The Crow" before embarking on your crusade). Then go home, phone your insurance company and claim for the loss of your vehicle and have a nice cup of tea.

 

[Wezzie]

A 16yr old you know has the keys to your car and your g/fs passport. You are telling us you dont know wot to do. The cops wont do anything. Hes too young to get put in jail or owt. Get someone you know (that freind who told you in the oub hed sort out any trouble you had) and send him for the keys and passport.

This way you might only have to pay the goon £200 and the kid will be done over and everything will be back to normall. More satisfying aswell.

Me personally id do him myself!!!!

 

[Dave]

This happened to my old man. He left all his house keys in the car and they got jacked.

The SIMPLEST thing, would be to approach the kid. The him youll give him £200 for your passports and your keys.

Meet and do the deal (or not).. What you do after that is up to you

 

[chrisba]

I will know by tomorrow morning if it was him for definate. If it was him then ill get a load of boys in the van and i will f**king kill him. Im just worried ill lose it completely but he deserves it anyway the little f**k.

 

[Dyewitness]

in these situations i always feel its best to let the person know never to f**k with you again, not like go up and hit one or something poofy like that, just do something that he will remember for the rest of his life for example get a few boys together and grab him, take him to local hills or woods, tie him up hogtied style, drop breeze blocks on his legs and poor petrol over him and then just leave him.......from experience i can tell you this happened to a guy up my way and well he has never been the hard man he though he was ever again

 

[Lunner]

The only thing you have got to watch out for, this always worries me, he has mates and will know the car, if you pound seven shades of sh*t inot him what is to stoop him comming abck every so often and f**king your car over, it doesnt take much, or long to key all down the side of someones car........

.........just somethign to think about before kicking him in.....

 

[qwerty]

Just in the short term,

Go to renault and get your alarm + immobiliser re-progged for just your remaining key. It wont stop him getting in but he cant drive it and he wont be able to switch off the alarm.

I suspect that Renault wont charge much, if at all, for that.

 

[tumbleweed]

Look my view is he has already made you a victim and he probably thinks he can come back and do you over again...the old testament of an eye for an eye is the best way forward.

 

[cliotuRS]

kick him in... and dont worry about revenge attacks a.) he started it and b.) he wont dare if you f**k him up enough (maybe just scare with the petrol thingy)

BTW dont leave the petrol on. dunk him in the river until he cries like a little sh*t pants

 

[Chili Red]

Quote: Originally posted by NickN182 on 02 August 2004


First thing to do is go and purchase a few plastic canisters of petrol and a few signal flares. Place a couple of cans of gas (with a flare tied to each can) in the boot, one in the passenger footwell and one in the drivers footwell. Catch the little pikey and give him a bit of a slap about so he is semi-concious. Then tie him in the drivers seat (using rope and gaffer tape) and tie his foot to the accelerater, again using tape. Now using another piece of rope attach one end to the accelerater loop it round the brake and up to the driver head rest so that when you pull the rope the accererater pedal depresses by itself.

Now here comes the tricky bit. Yank the accelerater rope all the way to the bottom and quickly tie it to the headrest. You should find the engine revving quite nicely. Ignite the flares, lean in through the passenger window and slam the thing into gear. Watch as the car roars into the distance with the flares burning through the petrol canisters until both your old car and the chap who vandalised it disappear in a huge explosion (for a good example of this in practice study the film "The Crow" before embarking on your crusade). Then go home, phone your insurance company and claim for the loss of your vehicle and have a nice cup of tea.





Remind me never to p*ss you off...!!



I reckon the way forward is to scare the f*ck out of him without ACTUALLY doing anything (tempting though it is)

6 mates, kidnap him, dump him in the middle of nowhere, then say you want your stuff back by tomorrow or next time youll do the same but break his legs ..and assorted other threats.

 

[cliotuRS]

make him f**k pigs.



the end.



actually he mite get off on that. so make him f**k nettles

 

[Toypop]

Cant really condone much of the stuff I am reading here. It will as already pointed out result in your car getting keyed in the middle of the night etc. The police will be quick to do you for assault if you give the kid a kicking but will not be able to prove who keyed your car.

You need to be a bit smarter.


If you see his car at a pub then get a camcorder and film him driving off in it. Or you can let his tyres down or better still slash them but dont do it if there are CCTV cameras watching you. Ok it aint his car but he will get soaked etc walking home in the rain and spend the following evening trying to nick some wheels instead of breaking into your car.

I think your next move should be to fit CCTV like I did. Ive said this before but all you need is a £20 security light, £40 VCR, £10 worth of tapes and a £70 wireless CCTV camera. All you have to do is mount the camera on the wall of your house/garage etc but as close to your car as possible and drill a hole through to plug the power lead in.

It is easily worth the money for the deterent effect alone but even if they had still broken into your car with the camera present you would have footage and audio of them breaking in and driving off illegally.

 

[Grandpa Munster]

Stop being so soft. The kid needs educating, this is where it begins. Beat or have him beaten to within an inch of his life, make a right bloody mess of him. Make sure he knows you want your stuff back. Tell him if he does anything else to your car the same will happen again. If his mates do anything tell the kid HE will be beaten again, that way he will control his mates. Btw if you need an alibi you were with me that night ok.

 

[daz_uk]

i would jizz under his eyelids and then weld them shut with superglue.



I f**kin hate b******s like that. Theres just no way of stopping it happening, just like burglaries.

Im moving to an appartment complex with secure remote controlled gates for car access which you would think is secure but there is a pedestrian gate which you dont need access codes for so can walk straight in, then of course driving out of the complex would not require a remote. So basically whats the point in it? Anyone can walk in, nick ur car then drive out.

I feel sorry for you mate and the only consolation is that you will never leave things like that lying around any more i promise you.

If your scared of the repercussions then get someone else to do it but these things have a way of escalating out of control as he will want revenge and send others to get you etc etc....

bah

Daz

 

[James 182]

super glue and nakedness!

Abduct him, take him to some woods a long way away, tell him to strip and make his pekker hard, then cover his right hand in superglue, must be locktight! and then tell him to grab is nob and hold on tight. then with the other hand, cover it with super glue and stick it to his forehead and them set him free. walking naked and bare foot looking like that will be total humiliation. tell him to return the stuff otherwise next time hell walk home with his dick in his back pocket...

or purchase a paintball gun off ebay. mine fires 15 balls a second and holds over 200 in the hopper. paint balls can be replaced with ballbearings or marbles of the same size. with a muzzle velocity of 272 feet persecond it is a very cheap machein gun. i know this for a fact a someone crossed me so i turned their corsa into sl*g with rapid ballbering fire.

effective.

 

[Brooky182]

the same thing happened to my best mate but they broke into his house and killed his dog???. they then nicked his tv dvd player and car keys and all his personal documents. a week later some stupid idiot walks into our local 800 yards from his house and tries to flog some of his stuff. so we just asked where he got it so the stupid pikey muppet told us who stole it doh??

next week the pikey in question was walking home only to have a bag put over his head and shoved into a waiting car boot. he then was taken for miles aroung every speed bump sharp turn and other nasty bend with all the junk in the boot hiting him. then all he heard was the people talking about driving the car off a cliff and one of them arguing not to kill him just beat him up (oh and buy this time he has pissed himself ).

then all he can hear his the car being pushed over rough ground he starts screaming for his life. at this point the boot opens and all he was told to get all the stuff he had stolen back within 24 hours or it wil happen for real. he then had a 10 mile walk home with wet pants. and guess what all the stuff turned up and he moved away never to be seen again.

so basicaly mate make sure u make him so scared he cant even go out at night to even look at your car pron solved.

of course i dont know who did this to him cough but i know that it took ages to get the smell out of the car.

he did report it to the police but but my mate and all of us wher in our local playing pool just ask the landlord.

.

 

[ravo]

at the end of the day, he is in desperate need of a gook kicking.

just batter the f**k out of the little pikey b*****d, then like said before, he need scaring, hes probably had a number of kickings before.

buy a massive dildo, take him to the woods, get him to strip down, threaten him constantly, and make him sing nursery rhyms dance around like a fairy whilst balling his eyes out, just to avoid being penetrated, which you should get on video. then make a copy, go find him the next day, and give him a copy.

to add insult to injury you could club him with the dildo, that would cane if it was big enough