Saab 93 Aero Wagon
A situation today in which i didn't know whether to laugh my ass off or just lose my rag.....this is rather lengthy so sit back and enjoy.
It seems as though owning my car attracts every little jumped up wannabe on the road looking for a race!
Pulled up alongside a 206 dirgebox today at the local major traffic light interchange, merrily chatting away to two mates of mine in the car with me.
Hadn't paid very much attention to it at first but it became apparent that the two male passengers had either a serious hearing impediment or had decided that it was a genius idea to wind all the windows down and see how loud their stereo would go.
Either way they got our attention.
Trying not to laugh too much we carried on with the convo but then the driver then decided to yell across "do ya think ya can 'ave me then fella??"
to which i replied "of course but not today thanks".
There was then a snide remark back about the car "looking pretty, but has no balls".
I was then told by my mate, who works for Renault, to quite simply "smoke his chav ass".
I of course proceded to do this without as much as a fight back from 206 boy (it was a GTi by the way so im thinking he had no common sense or car knowledge, picking on me)
But wait the best part is still to come....
After catching up with me as i eased off to the speed limit of 40 he decided he'd quite like to wipe one of the squashed insects on his front bumper onto my rear and proceded to get as close as possible to achieve this, whilst swerving about to show he was very good at multi-tasking.
Another kick dab of the loud pedal removed my rear bumper from his grille sufficiently but now the traffic was slowing down as we approached a pedestrian crossing.
206 boys then decide that they won't wait in line ESPECIALLY behind me so procede up the side of the line of traffic, over the cross hatching and attempt to pull in infront of, lo and behold, another 172!!
He of course didn't let him in, nor did the other 8 cars in front of me, all of us sticking nose to tail past him....we then slide on past in total hysterics as at least another dozen cars behind us leave him out on the hatchings!
Just deserts? I think you'll agree it was....
It seems as though owning my car attracts every little jumped up wannabe on the road looking for a race!
Pulled up alongside a 206 dirgebox today at the local major traffic light interchange, merrily chatting away to two mates of mine in the car with me.
Hadn't paid very much attention to it at first but it became apparent that the two male passengers had either a serious hearing impediment or had decided that it was a genius idea to wind all the windows down and see how loud their stereo would go.
Either way they got our attention.
Trying not to laugh too much we carried on with the convo but then the driver then decided to yell across "do ya think ya can 'ave me then fella??"
to which i replied "of course but not today thanks".
There was then a snide remark back about the car "looking pretty, but has no balls".
I was then told by my mate, who works for Renault, to quite simply "smoke his chav ass".
I of course proceded to do this without as much as a fight back from 206 boy (it was a GTi by the way so im thinking he had no common sense or car knowledge, picking on me)
But wait the best part is still to come....
After catching up with me as i eased off to the speed limit of 40 he decided he'd quite like to wipe one of the squashed insects on his front bumper onto my rear and proceded to get as close as possible to achieve this, whilst swerving about to show he was very good at multi-tasking.
Another kick dab of the loud pedal removed my rear bumper from his grille sufficiently but now the traffic was slowing down as we approached a pedestrian crossing.
206 boys then decide that they won't wait in line ESPECIALLY behind me so procede up the side of the line of traffic, over the cross hatching and attempt to pull in infront of, lo and behold, another 172!!
He of course didn't let him in, nor did the other 8 cars in front of me, all of us sticking nose to tail past him....we then slide on past in total hysterics as at least another dozen cars behind us leave him out on the hatchings!
Just deserts? I think you'll agree it was....
