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Wee neds are funny



  HyperAlloy Combat Chassis
I was driving down a dual carriage way this evening, was stopped at some pedestrian lights. A couple of neds pull up in a corsa, baseball caps, loud exhaust, sparco racing seats. The driver was so low at first I didn't see him, thought it was a left hand drive import. I was expecting the worst, but nothing happened. I was on my way with no trouble.

I was doing about 50 comming up to a 70, and then he hurtles past me about 80 or 90. As he comes level with a slow moving truck, he breaks sharply so as to block the road. I move out to go round the truck but he doesn't move, just sits there doing 40. I can see his m8 leaning to look in the mirror to see me. He speeds up a bit and comes level with a car and again steps on the breaks to block the road. The pair of them are having a right laugh. By now there's a big queue behind me, and the guy behind is getting aggitated and flashing his lights. I see a space on the inside coming up, and get 3rd gear ready. The space comes up and i'm round him before he even knows it. The 40-85 3rd gear acceleration on the 182 is pretty decent :cool:

And I thought that was that :S but I'm waiting at a roundabout in the outside and I see him a few cars back on the inside. He pulls out apruptly a sits bumper to bumper with me round the roundabout. I'm off in 2nd and he's a dot in my mirror again. What the f00k was all that about???

On my way back I see him again coming the other way (on the bit of road he's just driven). He sees me and he turns his little beetle browed face to frown at me all the way past. He can hardly see out the window he's so low. I really have no idea what he was playing at, and why is he driving round in circles? Up to no good no doubt. Plus if he was looking for a race, why didn't he go for it at the lights?
 
  Punto. Wahey.
Pricks like that just drive around to try to intimidate other drivers and pick up underaged chavettes. That and their job at McDonalds constitutes their life, so just take pity on them.

Glad to hear you rinsed him though :D
 
Wee neds are not funny... particularly when theyre driving a white van and after a perfectly perfect overtaking maneuver you catch up a slow moving queue and they decided to shunt you like a total tool!

If he'd hit me hard I'd have followed him home and ran over him 3 times. Be Warned White Van Ned.
 
  Saxo VTS
b3ns0n said:
Pricks like that just drive around to try to intimidate other drivers and pick up underaged chavettes. That and their job at McDonalds constitutes their life, so just take pity on them.

Glad to hear you rinsed him though :D

Hey f**k you, I work at McDonalds and only one chav works their.

Got to love little neds :p
 
  Punto. Wahey.
McDonalds eh?

s**t whats that noise?

.. Oh yeh. My ned detector is going crazy! :rasp:
 
  Golf R/Leon FR
lol^^^ easy lads lets not get into an arguement stick to the thread!!!

you sem to get more and more neds about these days, most of the time i ignore them and they get bored
 
  HyperAlloy Combat Chassis
I think it's fair to say neds eat at mcdonalds, but they don't necesarily work there. After all, a proper ned would much prefer being on benefits. "gee us a f*ckin' big mac wae chips ya bawbag!"
 
  Punto. Wahey.
Haha, too true. Up here generally McDonalds are stuffed with neds/chavs, working or not, but plenty of students (my friends) work there too.
 
  BMW M3
I was once driving gingerly home after getting some late night shopping at tesco, when this new pimped corsa flies up next to me on a dual road in a 40 mph limit. They kept matching my speed and giving me signs etc... and i just ignored them as i wasnt in the mood.

Anyway, began to indicate right to change lane as i needed to turn right further up the road, but these pri*ks wouldnt move. I slowed down a bit, they slowed down, i sped up a bit, they sped up.

So i made an educated guess that i could easily 'smoke' this corsa and went for 2nd at 40mph with a little throttle blip while down changing...lol

I got it spot on and felt so pleased with myself.... couldnt help but smile lol
 
  B-road bully
its insecurity lol theyre tryin 2 prove somet, even tho they kno ur faster than them. lol my 1.2 looks lik a 172 i get it all the time its sad
 
  Golf GTI PP Mk7
i love it when that happens, lol. had a chavved up astra on my arse the other day, obviously fancied a go. whoops, 172 cup in 3rd from about 40, bye bye, tw4t. Had a wee play with a CTR and a Leon Cupra R, both at the same time, lol, 3 way style, was gd fun.
 
  Turbos.
I had some gimp in a Toyota Avensis estate race me tonight, his caveman hormone obviously kicked in as i simply drove away quicker at the lights, he then spent 20 mins on my ass before going round the inside of me (whilst traffic was building up) then cutting back in. Charming!

Seemingly normal people try to make up for their inadequacies too!
 
  Punto. Wahey.
I've noticed this phenomenon in myself recently. I'm so insecure about my crap car that I drive aggressively to make up for it, and I think if I had something a bit meatier I'd feel much more content to drive placidly, knowing i had the speed if I needed it. Maybe that's what happens with these chavs/neds/avensis drivers?
 


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