80MPG BEEZA
sorry i had to post this
but seriously everyone in my town and its only a small one thinks they have the fastest car around, now me owning a 172 i think fair enough i know its fast enough to make me shake but i dont go round saying yeah nothing can touch me!
there's plenty of nice cars round r34 skyline (rare to be seen around), couple of civic type r's (standard), 106 gti's, my mates astra gsi running 300bhp (just bent to valves apparently)
but there's so many big headed arrogant people
case 1. a 20 year old lad with a fiesta zetec s and he drives round with another fiesta s goes round saying to everyone he wants a race and people get scared and i hear people mention his name like his something special, i caught him on night he was like fancy a thrashing? (thinking i have a 1.2) , went down to a private road about a mile long nice str8 and flat, asks me when to go i sed whenever, i gladly hand his a*s to him, proceeding this i say seems pretty nippy mate for a 1.6 he's goes yea whatever i know someone that'll beat you and proceeds to start using his phone!
next case. a fortnight later same lad catches me but a bald headed guy with him my mate wants to show you what a fast car is, why becoz yours isnt? put money on it, f**k yea, 30 squids, i meet them same road as before apart from there's a f*cking crowd! i see a 106 gti on the road, a see a friend who tells me he caned a 172 the previous week by miles, ok we commence i win 3 car lengths i thought well they wont be smug anymore, now the badly is on the f*cking phone telling someone to come down tells me there's an cupra r on the way! i kindly say i've had my fun catch me another day
case 3. a young lad has a 1.2 corsa (new) going to work puts his hazards on and starts taking off, i was going to work so i turned off anyways and tbh i cudnt be assed as my engine mount needs doing, anyways a mate txts me i was in the corsa why didnt u try and catch my mate? him coz u know what will happen, but yea he thinks his car is the black pearl its the fastest sh*t in town
then today my gf tells me a friend at work was out getting a chinese in his 1.4 citreon c2 and the lad comes out of his car into the the chinese asks him what he has under the bonnet? 1.4 then asks him for a race?
and all this is not to mention an m3 owner, alfa 147 owner, pug 306 1.6 owner who all keep telling me they have the quickest car
whats the point? if you have the fastest car? woop i dont know what it shows, i mean my gf hates me racing anyone she likes me doing the speed limit all the time but she'll gladly let me go show someone up when there like that, and i dont even think i have the fastest car knowere near maybe with a turbo but i mean there's a 500bhp veilside scooby going round they guys ok aswell i normally catch up with him now and then to have a chat and his a cool guys so why are so many noobs?
but seriously everyone in my town and its only a small one thinks they have the fastest car around, now me owning a 172 i think fair enough i know its fast enough to make me shake but i dont go round saying yeah nothing can touch me!
there's plenty of nice cars round r34 skyline (rare to be seen around), couple of civic type r's (standard), 106 gti's, my mates astra gsi running 300bhp (just bent to valves apparently)
but there's so many big headed arrogant people
case 1. a 20 year old lad with a fiesta zetec s and he drives round with another fiesta s goes round saying to everyone he wants a race and people get scared and i hear people mention his name like his something special, i caught him on night he was like fancy a thrashing? (thinking i have a 1.2) , went down to a private road about a mile long nice str8 and flat, asks me when to go i sed whenever, i gladly hand his a*s to him, proceeding this i say seems pretty nippy mate for a 1.6 he's goes yea whatever i know someone that'll beat you and proceeds to start using his phone!
next case. a fortnight later same lad catches me but a bald headed guy with him my mate wants to show you what a fast car is, why becoz yours isnt? put money on it, f**k yea, 30 squids, i meet them same road as before apart from there's a f*cking crowd! i see a 106 gti on the road, a see a friend who tells me he caned a 172 the previous week by miles, ok we commence i win 3 car lengths i thought well they wont be smug anymore, now the badly is on the f*cking phone telling someone to come down tells me there's an cupra r on the way! i kindly say i've had my fun catch me another day
case 3. a young lad has a 1.2 corsa (new) going to work puts his hazards on and starts taking off, i was going to work so i turned off anyways and tbh i cudnt be assed as my engine mount needs doing, anyways a mate txts me i was in the corsa why didnt u try and catch my mate? him coz u know what will happen, but yea he thinks his car is the black pearl its the fastest sh*t in town
then today my gf tells me a friend at work was out getting a chinese in his 1.4 citreon c2 and the lad comes out of his car into the the chinese asks him what he has under the bonnet? 1.4 then asks him for a race?
and all this is not to mention an m3 owner, alfa 147 owner, pug 306 1.6 owner who all keep telling me they have the quickest car
whats the point? if you have the fastest car? woop i dont know what it shows, i mean my gf hates me racing anyone she likes me doing the speed limit all the time but she'll gladly let me go show someone up when there like that, and i dont even think i have the fastest car knowere near maybe with a turbo but i mean there's a 500bhp veilside scooby going round they guys ok aswell i normally catch up with him now and then to have a chat and his a cool guys so why are so many noobs?
