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YAY!!!!
- Thread starter Essex_Lad
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well goin round the mrss now hopefully she could put a smile on my face!
y is it when u break down birds immediatley turn BLONDE!
HER: Whats wrong
ME: Cable snapped (show her the cable)
HER: Can u fix it?
ME: Let me jus whip a cable out my arse and fix it!!!
last thing u want to hear is ur bird goin on and on....
At least she didnt do what my ex did!
Car breaks down right in the middle of a hatched box turning right, she gets out and says "What a heap" and walks of leaving me there. She then caught the bus home without telling me!
I had the last laugh when she was late for work one day and I told her to catch the bus...............
LOL
oh you guys are so charning,
do you mean women drivers?
careful mike,
lol.........Im shaking in fear!
LOL...shes going to kill us both!!!!!!!!
and the washing up!
lmfao, will the thread get deleted tho ? hehe. worst one was my ex and me driving down the motorway in my gtturbo when the when the heatshield decided to get a bit hot and kinda catch on fire so
ME: sh*t whats that smell HER:dont know ME:f**k me somethings on fire better pull off and stop HER:whats the point? ME: because it might be a good idea to stop it or get out before we burn to death HER: dont be like that. so anyway we pull over and yes there are flames and there is nowhere open that would sell an extinguisher so i take the fuse for the perc fan out so no air is being blown to fuel the fire poke the heatsheild off the turbo with a spanner and shut the bonnet in a bid to stop it HER: (youll like this its a gooden) i knew this would happen its valentines day and you had to f**k it up not taking me for a meal you are such a sh*t ME: *stood there stunned biting lip resisting the temptation to start a rant involving "you stupid b**ch do you think i want my car on fire and no i cant make it spontaniously combust to get out of buying you dinner"*
so the story ends with the fire only taking out the heatsheild thanks to my quick thinking no other damage. then shortly after the dumb b**ch was binned off and me and the turbo lived happily ever after
the end
Thats a bit extreme mate!!!!!!!!! Easy mateQuote: Originally posted by CB1A on 06 July 2003
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hehehehehehehhe!Quote: Originally posted by 172loony on 06 July 2003
lmfao, will the thread get deleted tho ? hehe. worst one was my ex and me driving down the motorway in my gtturbo when the when the heatshield decided to get a bit hot and kinda catch on fire so
ME: sh*t whats that smell HER:dont know ME:f**k me somethings on fire better pull off and stop HER:whats the point? ME: because it might be a good idea to stop it or get out before we burn to death HER: dont be like that. so anyway we pull over and yes there are flames and there is nowhere open that would sell an extinguisher so i take the fuse for the perc fan out so no air is being blown to fuel the fire poke the heatsheild off the turbo with a spanner and shut the bonnet in a bid to stop it HER: (youll like this its a gooden) i knew this would happen its valentines day and you had to f**k it up not taking me for a meal you are such a sh*t ME: *stood there stunned biting lip resisting the temptation to start a rant involving "you stupid b**ch do you think i want my car on fire and no i cant make it spontaniously combust to get out of buying you dinner"*
so the story ends with the fire only taking out the heatsheild thanks to my quick thinking no other damage. then shortly after the dumb b**ch was binned off and me and the turbo lived happily ever after
the end
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