Parking this weekend

[The Boosh!]

Hello,

There will be people helping you park on the day as per usual, however can I just remind you to use a bit of common sense when you are parking up. I know it shouldn't really have to be said but don't leave a 4 year gap between you and the next car and try and get as lined up as best you can. There is no harm in re-adjusting your car if it's on the piss.

The morning is quite a rush so it's hard work for me and the rest of the team to get 250+ cars in some sort of fashionable order/layout, so if we aren't there to nurse you into a space, try and park as neat and considerate as possible.

Merci!

 

[Daniel]

And please don't park too close. If anyone dents my car I will go radio rentals.

 

[Tom]

For the kids that didn't understand the 15 year old reference, he means mental.

 

[Rob]

I'm going to park 15cm away from my "next door neighbour" and jump out with the roof down, ace ventura style.

 

[The Boosh!]

For the kids that didn't understand the 15 year old reference, he means mental.

Thanks for that I didn't understand lol.

 

[Revels]

And anyone who thinks they can drive in like a massive dickhead at 300MPH because they have a stupid exhaust that they want everyone to hear; Don't.

You will be banned.

 

[Don]

And anyone who thinks they can drive in like a massive dickhead at 300MPH because they have a stupid exhaust that they want everyone to hear; Don't.

You will be banned.

Or drive the wrong way out at full pelt too

We as a club have rented the space for the day and the last thing the club needs is to be refused from using it again due to one or two people driving with no respect for themselves, the car or the Club.

Revels...remember in the UK we drive on the left.

 

[Joe#]

And please don't park too close. If anyone dents my car I will go radio rentals.

Isn't there a dent guy attending though?

 

[Revels]

Revels...remember in the UK we drive on the left.

I'll put a note on my dash to remind me!

 

[peanuthead]

Will there be anywhere for none CS cars to park. My bro is coming down in his van as he is on call.

 

[The Boosh!]

Will there be anywhere for none CS cars to park. My bro is coming down in his van as he is on call.

Yeh

 

[Sym0n]

There will be people helping you park on the day

Valet?

 

[Tom]

I'm happy to provide a valet parking service for £1

 

[dmallett]

My clio wont be making but ill be coming still in another car, where do i park?

 

[Tom]

In the outcasts corner

 

[Daniel]

I'm sorry miss jackson, oooh!

 

[Tony Hunter]

I'm sorry miss jackson, oooh!

You been on the apple juice again?

 

[Sym0n]

I'm happy to provide a valet parking service for £1

Deal. Will you be wearing a tux?

 

[Feates172]

Do people like me who are paying on the gate get to park with all the normal CS members that have tickets already?

Only just found out I can make it.

 

[JP83]

Driving a dirty diesel tractor, I assumed I was just going to leave it in the bottom field.

 

[Tony Hunter]

Driving a dirty diesel tractor, I assumed I was just going to leave it in the bottom field.

Leave it at home and walk there.

 

[JP83]

Leave it at home and walk there.

That's for the poor folk. Not us rich village folk!

 

[Daniel]

You been on the apple juice again?

No mate, been busy working on the car. Tired and delerious probably.

 

[The Boosh!]

No mate, been busy working on the car. Tired and delerious probably.

I never meant to make your daughter cry.

 

[Cookson]

Do people like me who are paying on the gate get to park with all the normal CS members that have tickets already?

Only just found out I can make it.

This ^^^

??

 

[Revels]

Yep.

If you have a Clio you'll go with everyone else. If no Clio, you'll be banished to a corner.

 

[welshname]

Will it be a pretty corner?

 

[Sym0n]

Like prostitutes. Dirty ones, with AIDs.

Will it be a pretty corner?

Not if you're there, duck.

 

[welshname]

I know. Serious need of a haircut but haven't the time this week before CSS. Depending on how long the car takes to clean on Friday I may get chance.

 

[Dr HMS Derv Destroyer]

Driving a dirty diesel tractor, I assumed I was just going to leave it in the bottom field.

haha , forced to park elsewhere due to global warming of diesel sutt, prominant to overcast the event
we are all doom'd us dCi's

 

[welshname]

Better be carefulthat the particles in the black smog from your exhaust don't ruin the other members paintwork. That'd be so inconsiderate, almost as bad as flicking cigarette ash out your car window.

 

[Revels]

DCI's will be parked furthest away because we know how much you like long journeys to boast about MPG.

 

[Dr HMS Derv Destroyer]

DCI's will be parked furthest away because we know how much you like long journeys to boast about MPG.

thankyou , so kind

65mpg, dont mind if i do.....

 

[Dr HMS Derv Destroyer]

Better be carefulthat the particles in the black smog from your exhaust don't ruin the other members paintwork. That'd be so inconsiderate, almost as bad as flicking cigarette ash out your car window.

Dan will kill me personally if it gets anywhere near his freshly pampered valver :quiet:

 

[JP83]

thankyou , so kind

65mpg, dont mind if i do.....

Heading for a 750 mile tank this time round.

But eff that to walking. I'm fat, don't ya know.

 

[Dr HMS Derv Destroyer]

Heading for a 750 mile tank this time round.

But eff that to walking. I'm fat, don't ya know.

knows it!!

 

[Gally]

Outcast corner is where the cool kids hand out iirc...

 

[JD]

DCI's will be parked furthest away because we know how much you like long journeys to boast about MPG.

So distance is based on MPG? Where does 22 get me?

 

[JP83]

Outcast corner is where the cool kids hand out iirc...

Finally, I'm a cool kid?
Best break out my leather jacket and Brylcreem.

 

[dmallett]

Aslong as out casts corner isnt to far out as ive got alot of parts being collected from the boot of my car lol.