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Too thin, too handsome, dog isn't retarded enough.

That where you went wrong, i'm too fat to chase anyone. If you'd have typed flabby man with dreadlocks and a retarded German Shepherd sitting in the park getting ignored by women, then you'd have been spot on.

Sorry I was thinking of my Golf.

How old are your subframe bushes?

I've had a resonated Piper stealth on mine since 2007 and it's still shiny and working perfectly. Bare in mind whatever stainless system you get it will be extremely loud until it soots up, first time I drove mine with the Piper it gave me temporary tinnitus, took a while to quiet down.

That's cool as f*ck for £800, assuming it isn't a lace doily underneath.

Jesus that's ugly.

It's weed smoke from the yardie cleaners.

So technically the future for you backwards northerners.

Technically cheating as they're at a trade show.

I enjoyed watching them struggle to change the cam belt without dropping the engine.

That really is rare, i've never even heard of a Robin Phoenix, probably still worthless though.

@NorthloopCup is the man you want, West Midlands based.

It would do, we've all seen the state of your Punto.

Every photo you post of Poland looks like the apocalypse happened and everyone just carried on like normal.

I'm using that from now on. :ROFLMAO:

A stone cold pussy magnet!

Mong

He sells more cars than Banger & Cash.

It's a good system, I knew drug dealer that called everyone John including the women, he said it was easier than learning peoples names, he wasn't wrong.

It's alright it's not like it'll get nicked, even if they can figure out how to open the door it'll never start.

I still struggle to put usernames to faces after all these years, the constant username changing makes it almost impossible these days, i'll just calling everyone Dave from now on, even the women.

Jesus wept that was quick, is there less trackday slots this year or has it just sold quicker than normal?

Noise cancelling headphones? Bunch of fannies.

The Clio owner will be sat in their car because they lack the social skills to talk to people they don't know.

I have a 20 year old Golf and a 20 year old Clio. "What's it's like owning these retro classics"? "The Clio needs a new engine and the Golf is rusting faster than I can repair it, so in short.....shite"

Just because yours broke down on the way home from work yesterday doesn't mean they're all sh*t, I mean mine's been absolutely per........oh wait it's broke too, never mind.

As a precaution they sent a second one back to stop Renault ever making the Clio, check mate.

You not seen The Terminator, or iRobot?