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Polar seal is awesome. But don’t do it on a hot day and definitely don’t do it in the sun! 😂 Wash it, clay it, Polar seal, done for 6 months. Bosh.

It should have been attempted murder. But he got away with GBH iirc. His girlfriend’s brother hit her - and it was very much a case of f**k around and find out. 😂

That is identical, height and everything, to my old one. A 1.4 Equippe. I also had an outwardly rolled 4’’ tailpipe. 😂 It was my car when I started my first job valeting, so it was like brand new, no joke. Every single night after work I’d remove something else and clean it. 👌🏽 Sold it to the...

VXR8 and prior to that a cavalier Sri. After that, I saw sense. Oh I did have an Astra van too. Loved that thing.

f**k off Tory boy. Vauxhall??? Hok Tuah *spits

If it’s just clicking the starter motor is probably jammed. The red light flashing/not flashing is a separate issue. The immobiliser cuts the fuel pump so it should still turn over.

@Sunglasses_Ron - can we share this on the Facebook group? In case there are some on there that aren’t on here?

Please tie your harnesses up. For me. Does that not annoy you flapping around behind you?

What a story that car could tell!

I hate - and I mean properly hate - poorly performing wipers and/or a poorly cleaned windscreen. It can ruin the entire car for me. First thing I do when I get a new car is clean the screen properly, inside and out, new wiper blades and a hydrophobic coating of some description. Before anything...

I use one of these for super tight spaces. Got about 30 different heads that can go on it too. Only had it a few weeks but used it so much already...

I spy with my little eye - someone trying to buy a number plate…. 😂 Lush car that was. Sat perfect. 👌🏽

Mate I’ve been high and on 20 pain killers a day since Monday night. I may have made an account, I may have ordered a Helicopter. Who knows.

I bought all mine last night but I haven’t received them. I’m well aware I’m only 2 IQ points away from being classed as a failed abortion, so can you help me please?? What have I done wrong? 😂

Some stuff my boy took. Some of the views - you’d never know we were in the UK! Stunning!!

Once out of the car, yes. The nerves I felt with you in the passenger seat were unreal.

Do you have his address? I’m going to post him some dog s**t.

Brilliant. Got f**king Covid. @MarkCup - you’ve got a lot to f**king answer for….

You have convinced me to fit my headlight blanks. Looks mega!

How long will they be available for Dave? @MarkCup is a diseased nonce and has infected me with the plague at the weekend. I’m man down and haven’t got the concentration to go through all the pics.

Anyone else have an absolute stinker of a cold after @MarkCup got in their car at the weekend?? Dirty germ ridden nonce. He’s ruined my week. *edit - he did make my weekend though. Getting praise from the driving guru was an awesome feeling.

So anyone North of Gloucester?

We had a good play, our cars/driving were pretty evenly matched and it was great swapping around. Only spoke to him briefly but seemed a real nice guy.

f**k camping. Stay in a hotel.

I can you stay the night next year?? I think you should.

Just had a flashback of a proper memorable quote from @J-J 😂😂 (As he was telling us about his time in the Caterham) “As we went down the back straight and I saw how fast we were going, all I could think of was ‘how will they cut me out of this when it crashes’ 😂😂😂😂😂

In the morning there was a dark haired lady (who I spoke to later in the day and she was SOUND) waving at me from just after the pit exit. so I hesitated and waved back, turned my head to look out of the windscreen again and I was about 2 inches away from hitting the grass. Had to swerve out of...

Some off my phone. Didn’t take many as I was too busy batting off the insults from Rusty Sherrifs badge and his much smaller companions. And Kyle.

6h 30m to get there. £350 for a hotel room. £260 of fuel (for tow car and track car) 6h 50 to get home. Nothing but issues with the car until about 11am. Forgot our toothpaste. Didn’t speak to anywhere near enough ‘new’ faces but there’s always next year. Various people came over to socialise as...

Ffs Louis. Genuinely…. I thought I bought the mats off you and you weren’t coming g because baby. Ffs. You two are out to get me I swear.