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I didn't want to boast about this but she text me asking if we are going to have sex tonight. I replied whilst I play GTA and she replied...... If you really want to. Would she be offended if I was in the strip club getting it on at the time? Or shall I tell the b**ch not to ruin my game and...

I like to give back to the community. I think I'm going to build a park.

Suffers less damage. I would never have done his first mission with the bikers or the steal the plane mission without it. Can you answer my question, do the players share the cash or do they all have individual amounts?

Do the charachter share the money or does each one have their own? Only just thought about this today as I spent almost all my cash that Trevor had onthe Hangar and can I f**k get the hang of landing the plane.

i could probably go down a car boot sale and pick up a whole 360 with it built in for cheaper than that!

Could just run it out the upstairs window and in the living room window and just slap the b**ch every time she moans there is a draft/its cold/snow is coming in/someone keeps burgling the house.

Release day. So it is from 2nd december 2005. Tried that before. Mrs wasn't happy about the 10 metre cable I pinched from work running around the house. Fook me they aren't cheap.

Don't I need to get my xbox online?

No because they'll crash after you destroy them. you want to buy them at there lowest. So just after you destroyed them and then they'll slowly go back up.

I need to get myself a wireless thingy for the xbox I think. Where is best to buy one? Are they cheap?

Makes sense. If your mission involves a company you got shares in, sell them do the mission and buy at a low low price after. winner.

I've bought some shares, can't remember in what yet though. Not sure if it is just luck or there is some way of goign by the news on the radio?? or soemthing?

Glad I'm not the only one. I have just been plodding through the missions for Michael so far trying to get to grips with it all. I think I'm going to slowly increase my crime levels tonight.

Talks bare sense.

The firing out of the car is the only thing I hate about the game. I can't get the hang of it. you press LB don't you?

I haven't actually fired the gun outside a mission yet. I don't even know if I have a gun tbh.

Think I'll start as Franklin, that Michael s**t might be a bit heavy for me. I imagine Michael is like losing your anal virginity to soemone called Bo in a crowded prison cell. Not nice. Do you have a return address:o

Don't like getting into trouble. Although I have no problem murdering someone for a mission. I think I might crack open a few ciders tonight and go on an alcohol fueled binge.

I don't think I understand this game. I am yet to do any of the following outside of a mission: 1) Punch someone 2) Steal a car 3) Rob anyone 4) Raid a petrol station 5) Shag a prostitute 6) etc etc etc all seems a bit antisocial to me.

Have you been back to Michaels house? He tells you to go back and chill out with the family. I think you need to do that first.

Haven't done it, but it does mention somethign about the parachute on the control instructions in the box so will probably show on the pause menu controls aswell.

I like to build up as much money as I can, create a hedge fund and invest in property so that I can turn my back on crime at some point and still live a comfortable life as I get older.

If it feels like walking across the street and punching a harmless unarmed child just because you can, then yes I feel like CS admin. It makes me feel good.

In GTA anything is possible.

Nah.

You do know that b**ch arse postie was lying and she is now probably curled up at home rocking your copy of GTA on her RM salary funded LCD tv.

Runs a knocking shop.

<30 minutes.

OK OK, its pretty alright.

Its alright. Picked it up at about 12:45am installed by 1:15am and rocked it until 5am and give the misses a kiss on the stairs as I passed her on my way to bed as she was getting uup for work. Then had to get in work and go staright into a meeting. That was a head bobber of a meeting. One...