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Sober for 37 days actually.

When I finally have sex I will find out.

I just wanted to point out I won't tell your mum about the making love part, but me and your father will hi-5 about it over a pint in the pub later on.

Hello Lyndseyy may I welcome you to this friendly club. We have lots to offer including great advice and technical know how. Anything you need to know drop me a PM and I'll see if I can help. If it takes a while to reply it is probably because I'm out doing some charitable work for meals on...

I'm a loser. I did go and look to get the car out but it was covered in dust. Going to give it a scrub this weekend.

Lucky Blondie.... I told a lie I won't be there, I'm going out earlier than I thought. Have fun.

Well I might be there, I might not. Depends how lazy I am. The car does need a run out so it might just be a quick stop in after I get some petrol. Who knows.

You'd need to throw in your trouser tool aswell.

I'll bring the hammer and post. Will pop along for an hour then as i heard you wanted to buy a new car.........;)

What are the plans for this one? I might pop around for an ickle bit I got to go out about 8:30?

I might pop along if I can be bothered to ge tthe car out the garage.

Have you ever lezered it up when you are drunk?

Leigh I saved three whales last week from Japanese harpoons.

Love it so much you came across it? Hope its laminated;)

XXX rated baby. When I rub a lady with my magic hands I can make a genie pop out their anus. Its a skill not everyone has.

Central heating or massage? there will be an export tax of course.. Note: If you have the massage you won't need the central heating

I'm sorry. I only help the most needy and as you are both Southerners like myself you do not need free Central Heating. Only people who are less fortunate than ourselves sucgh as Eskimos or the Scottish would be entitled to such amenities. I can however offer you both free massages to help...

Its over already. I told her about you, we argued, she threw me out. I'm now working in a homeless shelter helping the unfortunate to build a brighter healthier future for themselves. I'm also running a side business to rescue stray rodents who were tossed out onto the street when their owners...

Ta, its been 3 days now.

I think 'anyone' is more accurate. Engaged. Big day is October 2nd. <3 can't wait she is so special. The most wonderful of all things in life is the discovery of another human being with whom one's relationship has a growing depth, beauty and joy as the years increase. This inner...

I don't have time to satisfy everyone.

Hi Sara welcome to CS. I'm an all round nice guy. I've recently returned from a voluntary mission in Sudan defusing land mines and helping young children who have lost limbs to such devices. On my way back I stopped off in the Gulf of Mexico to help rescue puffins from the oil spill. It was...

there was a story in here about personallity being more important than pics but I think Kim Jong Il got there first.

Anyone would think they'd moved the servers to China.

Evening

I once wrestled a sheep with my bare hands. It was a manly thing to do. I won of course.

Word

Welcome. You won't lose that engine in the dark.

I'd also like to welcome you to CS. Any problems let me know. I like to get dirty in a car, so if you need a hand I'm your man. P.S I am really nice, I do book readings at my local old peoples home and raise alot of money for under priviledged children in third world countries through...

Nice tits on the bird getting out the back of the car in the sunglasses