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Please show the young lady some respect. You can't just date like that, how do you know her parents would love you? That reminds me of a story.... It was a few weeks ago and I was walking through the woods alone when I saw some sort of religous ceremony going on, they were burning a cross...

Sorry about the quality it was taken on my iPhone

St Annes?

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Hi x did you miss me? I won't tell him if you don't.

Hi, Welcome, Howdy, Bonjour, Goo'day, Ola, blah blah blah As you can tell by my great knowledge of foreign languages above I am a well travelled man, I often help right the world of wrongs, only last month whilst shark fishing in the pacific I came a across a stranded boat of refugees who were...

Holiday inn. They got an offer on. Free bottle of sparkling wine on arrival.

That made no sense! If you want a lift no probs. Really? it said 5th or 11th? I thought

Sorry i was to lazy to look through! Thats good for me, I just booked a weekend away on the 25th and paniced it might have been moved later!

Quick question.... What date did we settle on?

Raped and killed by the AA man. RIP fella.

Has the nice AA man put some petrol in the car and gave you a jump start yet?

I was also trying to help Will. You won't get banned. I will. Its standard procedure.

lol at all the PMs I'm playing hard to get. You have to PM me of pics of you in your panties

No petrol and now the batteries flat. You sure need some panties shot to keep you going. Don't die on us.

Sex is like a race. No points for second place. lol did the tool run out of petrol? I forgot about him!

SSSSSssssssshhhhh don't say it to loud. All those sharks from GC will be over here perving!

French Knickers please. Choice of a lady. He has been reincarnated under a new name to hide from the point police.

Will just said the AA rang and they are only going to be 5 minutes. You better hurry up and post pics or you'll come secodn and forever be a loser. I always cum first and I'm a hero.

Lets have a game. See if jen can get a picture up of herself in her knickers before the AA arrives to fix Wills car.

He wants to get his car started, not unlock your knickers;)

As long as they've got arrows telling me what way to go.

Was that aimed at me? f**k knows I was just giving ideas not answers lol.

Purple thing is connected ot nothing on mine. Its just taped to the black thing it comes out of. Is your battery flat? do you have petrol? Have you tried turning the imobiliser on an off a few times? Whack the dash? (thats me out of technical knowledge)

I'll go look at mine if you like.

I want to sign up to the Purse Forum to profile perv:o anyway I know nothing about cars.

You want to ideally find adverts without ono on. Then you can come back and say that is the selling price. You can't just go throwing accusations about like that with no proof.

Purple you say? Not sure what it goes with. Try this. http://forum.purseblog.com/the-wardrobe/does-a-purple-go-with-anything-427610.html

I would like to offer my commiserations not a nice thing. You haven't been touching some girls fellas love truncheon have you?

Probably better off in the photography section mate, some knowledgable people in there.