ClioSport.net

Register a free account today to become a member!
Once signed in, you'll be able to participate on this site by adding your own topics and posts, as well as connect with other members through your own private inbox!

Search results

  1. J

    Yeah, it's gold. And it smells of warm horse sperm.

    They do look at cool as fcuk these, I was toying with the idea of getting one a year or so back. Then decided I'd end up slitting my wrists sitting inside it everyday, so depressingly boring in there, like many other 'old' cars I know, but jesus, just the speedo is enough to make me wish I...
  2. J

    8 inch wheels on a 182

    Going for the micro machines look?
  3. J

    Alonso in a 458

    I want to stab the passenger. With fire.
  4. J

    L.A. Noire

    It doesn't. It looks like Mafia, but that's about it. Chalk & cheese. As for the driving, you're driving a car in the 1940s ffsnake, it's hardly going to drive like a 172 now is it. Stop looking for things to hate about it and just play it for what it is. You'll make it cry. kthx. Yes I...
  5. J

    L.A. Noire

    I've only bloody completed it, 11/12 newspapers too, no idea where the one I'm missing is. Not that I care. Innnit.
  6. J

    CS5 onto facebook?

    Here, have a full stop; I've got loads ............
  7. J

    L.A. Noire

    Ah, gotcha I'm guessing that's probably down to the accidental overuse of needless probably? Possibly.
  8. J

    L.A. Noire

    Wait a minute, where've you heard that? Nothing official about the next GTA has been mentioned anywhere, or are you just assuming? Admittedly, probably it's probably a correct assumption, but still..
  9. J

    L.A. Noire

    Yes. You're a detective, and supposedly a good one - looking for clues is your job. You are not Niko Bellic, Carl Johnson, Gay Tony, etc, etc. If it was paced any quicker it'd feel far more forced and linear than it does imo. Bottom line is, it's an excellent game - but because it's so...
  10. J

    L.A. Noire

  11. J

    L.A. Noire

    Ok. First annoying bit in an otherwise excellent game.
  12. J

    Flyer Feedback

    About 50% too much text imo. You might read that if you were handed it, or received it through your door; but the vast majority of people will just see a wall of text and not bother reading it. Lazy, but true. Try with just the bullet-pointed text and any other crucial (contact info, offer...
  13. J

    L.A. Noire

    People think it's gta because it's a massive 'living' city with tons of cars, pedestrians, and guns in certain places. The fact that Rockstar's name is on't box doesn't help.
  14. J

    L.A. Noire

    Nope, not possible. You're supposed to be a good cop, not some madman with a gun, GTA stylee. If I had a quid everytime I said this game IS NOT gta... ..I would have £7
  15. J

    Comments on colour scheme please

    Re: coments on colour scheme please yeah, thats perfect! it was just the yellow that made the other one a bit iffy. Skillz. ...
  16. J

    Clio Campus Sport door badges?

    Whats google when its at home?
  17. J

    Clio Campus Sport door badges?

    Whats a Clio Campus Sport when it's at home?
  18. J

    L.A. Noire

    Aren't all the main characters proper actors? The guy who plays Cole is in Mad Men iirc.
  19. J

    Apple geeks - halp!

    Fuuuuuuuuuu I thought I'd sorted this. Got a like-for-like replacement hd, and snow leopard and all went fine and dandy. It was back to normal. HOWEVER, I now cannot boot into osx, like before, but this time I'm getting flashing apple logo, folder + question mark, and diagonal no entry sign...
  20. J

    Comments on colour scheme please

    Re: coments on colour scheme please Do it. Only if it'll look exactly like the first pic. I guarantee you'll get some flange and race winz y0!
  21. J

    L.A. Noire

    I don't know whether it's just me; but as I've been playing it more, the characters seem to be getting more and more realistic. When you come across Fleetwood Morgan in 'The Black Caesar' case, you'll probably see what I mean.
  22. J

    Dirt 3

    If its anything like Dirt 2 it'll be fantastic.
  23. J

    L.A. Noire

    I'm on homicide too, but I dont think I'm doing too well. My interview technique is balls. I've been doubting when not sure. But when thier eyes have been going all over the shop, and they can't keep still - I haven't got evidence to pin their ass down. Ive already sent somebody down who, it...
  24. J

    L.A. Noire

    Yes. Just don't expect it to be GTA in the 40's.
  25. J

    L.A. Noire

    If GTA + Mafia 2 + Heavy Rain had sex, LA Noire would be the child. Somehow. Takes bits from all three innit.
  26. J

    L.A. Noire

    First impressions are it's gorgeous, but feels pretty slow and linear. Don't go into it thinking it's anything like GTA or Mafia 2 or you'll be disappointed.
  27. J

    L.A. Noire

    Just bought it and am about to have a bash. Yet again, I am amazed by the stupidity of some (read: most) people. Apparently, this game is called Lenor, you know like the fabric conditioner. FML.
  28. J

    L.A. Noire

    You can just imagine sad geeks watching all these comparison vids (not just for this game) with thier hands on something resembling a penis, on the off chance the console they prefer comes out the better As my dear old friend Alan Partridge once said "saaaaaaaaad" Yes, I spot the irony. I'm on...
  29. J

    PSN?!

    If I buy LA Noire on Friday and it doesn't work on my PS3, I swear to god I'm going to start killing people. (and this post will be quoted on the news)
  30. J

    Grand Theft Auto V

    Technically, yes. The Getaway wasn't gta, bloody good though. And hard.
Top