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heatshield... just stick a new washer on the mounting nut thing...you should see it hanging loose at one of the corners.. s**t happens

geez an actual f**king shag... any pics of the caved in espace..?? haha i prob would have shat myself laughing at that...

come up ma bit and i will spot you...

and for all you ENglish... Shanner - Someone/thing shan, rubbish, undesirable 1: Davy, ya shanner! 2: Did you see that car? It was a shanner!! or...shan gash pish banger shaner

absolute shanner..

silver 182 on the M8 towards glasgow just before 5ish **5ORY...pimp driving it... and silver 197 heading towards glasgow city centre on the m74 just after 8ish...tonite braap

gie'n it a right hell of a lot of aww that... i was heading up to the pub, seen the brake lights slam on, so i think u might have clocked the f**k out of me...

also shows how much of a safe driver i am...and a bit of a bloody shag tbqfh

geez a shag...oh wait...an avensis?? wot the f**k even is that?? is that that big car that tried to race me?? a megane 225 (black) joined in the piss ripping aswell... my lights where on?? they wer on automatic...so i never knew...where you going the other way?? what u driving?? nothing...

thats fucked...

GANGSTA...Brraaap

utter poverty... must have taken the plastic underneath the car off to get it out???

i wouldnt mind a gammy while your at it chaps... gums roon the plums...

hope you didnt get the gypsy "curse" put on you... they are above the law...i wouldnt even bother to chase the accident up tbh..

parked up in the tenement slums... ;) was gonna get off the bus and drag ma willy up the rear quarter side pannel if it wasnt for two things... number one...i wanted stick ma willy "doon the gub" of the wee hottie next to me... and B...i had just bought a packet of philidelphia cheese...

hi plus i will have you know...giro goes straight into the bank account now...freeing up valuable "swally" time...

pumped... again..

pumped...

gay guy driving?

bill cosby ftw... wee boy driving it??

driving back to glasgow from the slum that is...edinburgh...spotted this cheeky wee black 172.. sat behind you in the van while we where stuck in traffic...sweating like a clatty tramp, due to the lack of air con and luxuries... dunno how you poverty spec cup owners manage... reeking of...

i thought that...as it didnt have any stickers on it...

red, didnt catch the regi as i was half cut...slebbering pish about stuff... east-kilbride to rutherglen race-way/road... i was in a bus heading towards ek, when it was rudely overtaken at a completely sensible speed etc...paps oot and all that jazz... braap...(mite have been a gay guy...

sausage rally.... now theres an idea...

scouting for "bum"...

bit of a "willy" festival up here tonite eh..?

prob stolen...or raped... one of the two

shag..