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spotted white R24 or whatever the f**k they call it nowadays glasgow bound M555 ***...with a wee cup sticker on the drivers door... female driving...prob would, but i wasnt really looking cos i was concentration on driving and doing up my fly... then 10 mins later a blue 194 modern thing...

thats the way we drive our cars up here in glasgow.... stops them becoming the target for attacks...both terrorist related and ned related..

just heading into busby from ek...racing blue 182, reg 0E***** or something like that...wasnt sure.. i was in the works van dropping it off to pick my car up...heading up ek, was gonna flash, but u mite not be on here and i would have been mistaken for some dirty pervert again... i was...

with extra added "black bits"...

by proxy... yes that would be the case...but only if the said "willy" touched the door handle, then it would be classed as a shag... if however the said "willy" only brushed the handle and had not lain on it for more that 3secs THEN, it would only have been classed as a small w**k...

paps oot..

bloody commie b*****d...eh..? nah mines blue...of the arctic variety....everyone knows that was and is the best colour... FACTIOD

too much carry oan up that way from the sounds of it...

i couldnt manage a full one...

i regularly walk about there with a semi..touching on erection... some amount of young faj walking about looking for a pump...the sunny weather only makes it better... i love my work...its like a w**k bank....masses of material...

blue 182 driving into scottish power down cathcart...i was on the bus slumming it with the polish young team...on the 44 to ross's bit up the slums of eaglesham... silver 182 parked on university ave...prob driven by a gay guy... but not entierly sure as nobody was in it...cos only a gay...

even for a 1.2...expect your insurance to be quite high...if you take your own policy out... sometimes over a grand...mucho expensive....unless u go tpft...but some companies wont allow that... insurance is the worst thing your up against tbh...

+1

your premium WILL go up regardless of fault... that is a resounding FACT... gutted for ya..

i turned my insurance companies offer down..(they seemed quite pushy for me to make one aswell)...as i wasnt injured, and couldnt be arsed with the hassel its the country we live in im afraid...people wouldnt think twice of doing it back to him....too many people out there wanting money for...

someone shunted me at 5mph...quite expensive for him... 25-30mph...deffo a lot more damage than meets the eye...stupid stuff like shock absorbers...one of mine went..

oops....reeeeee-post.... ive already got my scants round my ankles...for a right good "re-posts" arse spanking... my appologies...

personally ive always thought they looked like... braap..

i questioned these "stats" earlier..couldnt believe that speed to 100... might be 80-100 or something... i dunno..

spotted this whilst looking on youtube... some loony cyclist...but right at the end of the video a silver spot goes by... reg K333 N** at 1.50 onwards on the video... braaapp... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmN1WAUjOcE&feature=related

?? i know they are relatively fast accelerating...but top end?? do they not run out of puff...?

cheers guys...will take it out a blast once tax is sorted...hopefully i wont need to get a new battery...

just put it off the road for the winter while i destroyed the streets in the landrover...it will prob be on the road for 6mths then i will swap again... it doesnt bother me that much what i drive...its good to have the choice tho...but i wouldnt run 2 cars at the same time...

p**n shoot....bums drapped over bonnets etc... cant wait to get it on the road after 7months just sitting..waste of a car...

had to tune in all my stations on the radio again... utterly gutted...

i get my insurance doc through tom...then i will need to tax the slaaag.... then i will be out "gien' it aww that...flying aboot like a vagina.."

i thought that... always works in my landrover...but i dont wanna cut out in the middle of bloody knowwhere without any juice... just wondered if the alternator would charge up the b**ch sufficiently...

WE HAVE LIFE.... the car just started up, after a right good charge... should i leave the engine running for a bit? will this charge the bugger up even more?? also the rear brakes where stuck, but a few rocks and rolls sorted this out...

its not so much the "replacing" of it...its just the whole spending money...i am a scaff... will the fact that everything was dissconected, feck anything in the car..i.e alarm mobiliser...stuff like that... i know my radio code and stuff, so that pish is okays..

bugger... ach well, im gonna leave it connected up for a bit...if it blows up or catches fire..im okay...as im insured as of this morning.... so i will just go out and buy hunners of prozzers with the insurance money... get my road tax the morra...then it will be... in toon rollin...