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LMAO, I remember that. Stupid chavs on scooters! Brilliant idea.

Re: Can we have?? He's obviously after seeing Billy and Benson.

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Terrible place.

Lost on both counts!

Is the first one in the The Light car park? Is the second one up in Roundhay?

Deja vú

LMAO. Our very own foul Nan.

The Spirit of Ecstasy looks OK on a Rolls, not sure about a Clio. Plus, it's a big over-sized and OTT.

I thought I was up on gangsta talk, but I've no idea what dubed is. I saw dub on that bad clio the other day and didn't have a clue as to what it was referring to.

You need some aversion therapy.

They're rubbish them mate, I'd sell it if I were you. Of course I'm joking - I'm just jealous :dapprove:

About time, I suggested this kinda thing about 4 months back in Forum Feedback to no avail!

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So there's nowhere that actually indicates when you need a service? How gay.

That's 'cause you're well old! You make it sound like I've got no claims or have accidents all the time. My driving record is pretty umblemished too you know. The only at fault accident I've had I was going about 3 miles an hour when I caught the car next to me, whilst parking my mums car. D'oh.

I thought it was diesel nozzles you couldn't get into petrol cars anyway - or is that the over way around? Or is it on newer pumps only?

LOL. It will probably get quite diluted, but will it affect the engine at all?

My 172 has loads of grip in the wet also. But lifting off mid-corner, 'cause of an idiot or going over a slippery manhole cover would c**k a 182 up just as much as a 172 I would imagine. You can't expect the unexpected.

Doesn't matter I answered my own question.

Or stop clocking it, lol.

f**k me. 130k on an 03?! Is that business miles mostly or pleasure? I'm on a 53 plate (it was registered 3 years ago this month) and just went over 24k. I was expecting the service light to go on but it never did!

That happened to me on Friday. Going round a sweeping left-hander on a DC in the right-hand lane about to take over two cars in the left-hand lane when suddenly the guy in the left-hand lane felt it was a good idea to pull out and cut me up. Queue a few fish tails - never really felt I was...

How old is it?

Both look good, but it's the Ph2 for me. Nicer front end, and I really don't like Ph1 headlights, but your pretty face makes up for that, Carbon.

Well, with your car I'd say it hardly matters.

Wasn't a conclusive test though; he took ages to parallel park properly. I could've done the real park quicker than the cheat.

Yeah, went to the site after I thought about it, was happy to see he'd updated, even if it was just one story.

A fellow Maddox reader, eh? Shame the bugger doesn't update much any more. Did you buy his book?