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That's f*ck there's a beer tent.

Won't having a fire pit burn the grass?

I'm bringing a camping stove that runs on butane, because hobo baller.

Bin bags, gaffa tape, beer, done!

I've got designer stubble now like Miami Vice. Max or Paddy?

I'll be there Friday evening too, as will Daniel and his mate Sam who's a proper good lad too.

The plastic sump/drip tray usually stops crap from going up there.

Fancy dress is it? I'll come as a 90's skate/crusty as usual.

Can't hurt to stick it in the car just in case.

Is anyone bringing a boombox for the beer tent so we can have some tunes?

There's a 'professional' BBQ at 8pm, not sure exactly what that means or how much food they'll actually be, i've learnt that it's best to pack a pasta salad in a tupperware box so you have something instant to eat in case you get too pissed before you've had dinner, boozing on an empty stomach...

I can't believe how close it is, I best start getting my sh*t together.

LOL, like I apply for jobs!

Bunch of c*nts!

I never got a black folder with mine, f*cking favouritism!

Some Hobgoblin Golds and a case of Heineken to swig during the day.

Yeah f*ck that, you'll need a good nights sleep before dealing with a weekend of booze fuelled chaos.

Did you not fancy a drink with us on Friday night, or is it that you're bringing your misses and she'll only rough it for one night?

How come you look like a bearded troll then?

Beer tent's where it's at anyway.