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No problem mate, cold start is the most mechanically sympathetic way of telling. I'm pretty sure you can download Mac compatible firmware off the Fastchip site.

If you have the RST 98ron map on your car you will have : 1100rpm idle on cold start - OEM cold map is 950rpm (This is the easiest way of telling) 950rpm idle once up to temp - OEM is 800/850rpm (I can't remember) Red line raised to 7800rpm on all gears apart from 1st and maybe 2nd (Can't...

Re: CS Camping Trip 2014 (Details Updated) I can't think of anything better than spending all day relaxing in the sun with BBQ and beers, dog running around having fun and nothing to do other than take the piss out of you bunch of benders.

Re: CS Camping Trip 2014 (Details Updated) I'm hoping it's more than just the night tbh, i'm aiming to be there for early afternoon, I want to get cooking on the BBQ, crack open a few beers and throw the dogs ball all afternoon. If the weather's anything like it is today I want to chill out...

It'll be a miracle if Renault charged you £600 quid, it would have been more like £900.

I reckon you'll be near the £2k mark seeing as you've only just left school.

Any idea on how much your insurance is going to arse rape you?

Have bus pass, will travel.

Time for a bit of Capri wh*rage of my own.

MOTHER OF GOD!!!

Re: CS Camping Trip 2014 (Details Updated) There wasn't that many places to look ffs, my car, my tent, the bogs, that bench up the top. It took everyone to find me? Bunch of f*cking mongs!

'Come with all mod cons' I've always wanted a Clio with a kitchen and a washing machine, I wonder if it comes fully furnished?

Just got round to watching the latest episode, what a truly glorious noise the muscle truck makes, the sound of pure brutality!

Re: CS Camping Trip 2014 (Details Updated) I'm aiming for some f*cker next time.

Re: CS Camping Trip 2014 (Details Updated) I've lost weight since then, so you shouldn't see a repeat of that.

Re: CS Camping Trip 2014 (Details Updated) LOL, i'd have done the same tbh, booze puking is hilarious when it's someone else.

Re: CS Camping Trip 2014 (Details Updated) Once the sun went down I can't really remember anything, apart from being found at the exact moment I was about to puke. Bad timing for me, excellent timing for everyone else.

Re: CS Camping Trip 2014 (Details Updated) When the f*ck was there Cricket, was this when i'd gone MIA?

I forgot and only remembered on the day of the deadline. :dapprove: If you get two i'll buy you a pint for the second one. :o

I check that out later tonight when there's sod all on telly, Roadkill is easily good enough to be on TV, it's so much better than 90% of car programmes on atm.

Re: CS Camping Trip 2014 (Details Updated) I might stay relatively sober just to watch everything go spectacularly wrong, I really can't see it ending well for the club, I just have visions of car stereo wars, engine revving competitions and punch ups when the CS children drink too many...

Re: CS Camping Trip 2014 (Details Updated) There will be, it'll be centred around me, i'm a big f*cking deal you know!

Try burning a wicker man in your garden while casting a spell and shouting at the moon, isn't that that what you inbed hillbillies normally do down there when you don't understand something?

Re: CS Camping Trip 2014 (Details Updated) All the cool kids are at this one so it'll be a good laugh, whereas CSS is going to be mass camping with a hell of a lot more people, so f*ck know's what that's going to be like.

Re: CS Camping Trip 2014 (Details Updated) You can show up on the day and pay, which is probably what i'm going to do because i'm massively over my credit card limit, so I can only pay cash for sh*t these days. You need to be at this, Erik want's to be your friend.

F*cks sake Potato face, stick to throwing rocks at bits of wood down your local hillbilly moonshine shack.

A mate of mine has 3 Rotties, the big male's the size of a f*cking pony, you could honestly put a saddle on him he's that big, he's got an attitude to match his size too, no one wants to f*ck with a dog that looks like comes from Mordor.

He's still a bit wimpy, Zorlac was the dog for dealing with pricks, in his prime his hobby was kicking f*ck out of chav's Staffies. lol

I didn't know you'd moved to Cov?